Do My EarthShoe Sandals from Walmart Make Me Look Like a Duck?

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[davidinalameda]

1. why would you shop at Wal-Mart

:shrug:

[UTUSN]

4. I Knew That. But Why Would EarthShoes Supply Walmart?

I was '70s before EarthShoes Went Walmart.

[ahem]

9. It's not the same brand.

The origial brand is still around, it's called just called Earth. They are they old incline shoes from the 70s, not what Walmart sells.

[UTUSN]

10. Ah n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Shhh!

It's the store that shall not be named here on DU.

And no, you don't look like a duck. But it looks like they may be a bit big for you.

[Raster]

3. no, the sandals are fine. the hairy legs...that's another story.

[UTUSN]

7. What Am I Supposed to Do--------De-Hair Myself? n/t

[Placebo]

i like your hairy legs

:9

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11. Thanks for What-I-Can't-Do-Anything-About n/t

[Kathleen04]

5. What...

happened to your toes?? :scared:

[UTUSN]

13. Weird. This Product Is Small in Width

So, in order to PULL IT ON, you have to go for LENGTH. I like to give answers.

[UTUSN]

15. Thanks for Your Concern. Swollen Ankles Might Mean Heart Trouble n/t

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18. Design Flaw - to Be Forwarded to the Manufacturer n/t

[Kathleen04]

20. Wow

I got 3 answers! :)

[Redstone]

6. Earth Shoes? You're joking, right? I thought those

crippling pieces of sadism were long gone and buried.

If God had intended for us to walk around with our heels lower than our toes, She'd have given us damn thick calluses on the front of our feet.

Redstone

[UTUSN]

8. & Here I Spent 30 Yrs Thinking EarthShoes Were PC n/t

[Redstone]

12. They might be politically correct and hip and all that,

but they'll make your Achilles Tendons resemble overcooked linguini.

Throw them out NOW, if you know what's good for you.

Redstone

[UTUSN]

14. Actually, as Somebody Posted Above, These Aren't Original

EarthShoes. The heels are not lower than the front.

[Redstone]

21. Oh, good. You'll continue to be able to walk, then.

Have fun.

Redstone

[graywarrior]

16. Oh puh-lease. Be grateful you're not....

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17. LOL n/t

[Kathleen04]

19. And be thankful

that you're not the duck in graywarrior's sigline. At least the duck has chilled out! :)

[graywarrior]

22. Rehab.

[6000eliot]

23. I Think They're Nice Sandals

Mine are simlar, only the toes are also covered.

[UTUSN]

24. Well, Thanks. Let's See What Next Year Brings n/t