I'm lame

[Tom Kitten]

I hurt my foot on an especially pointed piece of basalt yesterday!

[Swede]

1. Yes you are,and sorry to hear about your foot.

:)

[Tom Kitten]

6. bwahahahaha!

funniest reply I've ever received! :toast:

the ball of my foot does hurt though but I'm sure it will be just a minor discomfort... :)

[KitchenWitch]

2. Ouch!

I felt that!

[nookiemonster]

3. Ow. Volcanic injuries are the worst.

I won't make fun, I pumice.

:silly:

[Tom Kitten]

10. I'll have you know I'm a Pumice Keeper myself!

I do not think Obsidian thoughts!

[nookiemonster]

11. Good for you!

I would, but I'm always making an ash outta myself.

[Tom Kitten]

13. I like your wit

did you graduate magma cum laude?

[merwin]

4. I burned my leg on an especially hot tailpipe 2 days ago.

You'd think I would have learned after the fourth or fifth time NOT to attempt to put a motorcycle up on its center-stand immediately after riding it.

[Tom Kitten]

12. ouch

bruises come and go but burns suck, bigtime! I have experience with burns and cuts and lacerations seem mellow in comparison.

[Floogeldy]

5. Are you baiting me to talk you out of thinking that you are lame?

Is this a pity party?

Buck up and be a man.

}(

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My sweet floog....

Easy, my dear...easy....:hug:

[Tom Kitten]

15. dear Peggy

I lava you but in this case I must say aa! Let me be tuff on my own!
But don't worry, never would I take you for granite!

[Tom Kitten]

8. I am being a man

I'm hoping with a little luck I can garner sympathy and maybe get laid out of this :rofl:

Seriously, though, my foot hurts and it does make me lame...

[KitchenWitch]

9. At least it is likely a temporary condition

You being lame, that is :rofl:

[Tom Kitten]

17. It happens a lot though...

Trouble with my feet that is...I guess I should lay off trying to insert them into my mouth!

[KitchenWitch]

18. Not without condiments anyway!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. *Gasp* You are looking to get laid? Omigod...

Sympathy, of course, and absolutely!

Getting laid...well, don't hold your breath, my dear...at least not with me!

I AM sorry that your foot hurts, though...If I were there, I would minister to it...

:pals:

[Tom Kitten]

16. I' admit I have a devious mind...

but Ovigod! I was thinking about gathering thunder eggs!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. Oh. Sure you were! LOL....

Normal male mind...check! :blush:














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