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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:07 AM
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I'm carrying Grovelbot's love child
BBBWWWWAAAAHHHHHH
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 01:08 AM
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1. That must be difficult, since you are missing crucial anatomical parts.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 10:50 AM
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5. it was very tricky
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 02:02 AM
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2. Please put it down,
you have no idea where it has been.
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totallynluv Donating Member (27 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 02:04 AM
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3. I am Grovelbot's love child.
He gets around.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 02:06 AM
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4. That sounds costly. (nt)
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 10:57 AM
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6. so am i


maybe we can raise the kids together & go on picnics & stuff
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 11:36 AM
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8. sounds like a plan
and have play dates

and sue GrovelBot for child support

:bounce:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 11:14 AM
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7. Sang it!



Tenement slum

You think that I don’t feel love
But what I feel for you is real love
In other’s eyes I see reflected
A hurt, scorned, rejected

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be
Love child, take a look at me

I started my life in an old, cold run down tenement slum
My father left, he never even married mom
I shared the guilt my mama knew
So afraid that others knew I had no name

This love we’re contemplating
Is worth the pain of waiting
We’ll only end up hating
The child we maybe creating

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, (scorned by) society
Love child, always second best
Love child, different from the rest

Mm, baby (hold on, hold on, just a little bit)
Mm, baby (hold on, hold on, just a little bit)
I started school, in a worn, torn, dress that somebody threw out
I knew the way it felt, to always live in doubt
To be without the simple things
So afraid my friends would see the guilt in me

Don’t think that I don’t need you
Don’t think I don’t wanna please you
No child of mine ’ll be bearing
The name of shame I’ve been wearing

Love child, love child, never quite as good
Afraid, ashamed, misunderstood

But I’ll always love you
I’ll always love you
I’ll always love you
I’ll always love you
I’ll always love you
I’ll always love you
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