Young Republicans Enlist in Droves

[bertha katzenengel]

U.S. Army Smashes Records as Young Republicans Rush to Enlist

". . . the U.S. Army has set a new recruiting record in the wake of President Bush's address to the nation last Tuesday. Young Republicans are flocking to Army recruiting centers to join up and volunteer to serve in Iraq. The flood of new recruits has caught the Army off guard . . . ."

Who knew?

[Bassic]

1. Putting their money where their mouths are at last?

[crispini]

2. LOL.

I love this story:

Jessica Simpson Explodes At 37,000 Feet

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http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1134

[no name no slogan]

3. Hey, it's not April 1st

This is a joke, right? :dunce:

[bertha katzenengel]

7. yes - a satire site

nowhere near as good as The Onion, but it's entertaining

:hi:

[Wickerman]

4. rofl

"America needs me to fight, and who better to bear the burden of this fight than a guy like me. My family is rich, I've grown up with more privilege and opportunity than most and it's time to pay for it. I'm not going to run away from a fight like some draft dodging rich kid with family connections. No sir, even though there is no draft it is the responsibility of privileged Americans to fight this fight."


:rofl:

[tridim]

5. I assume this is a parody

?

[mark11727]

8. Disclaimer on the bottom of the page...

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

Oddly enough, they also had the story of the pickup truck driver and the crushed crosses...

[jackster]

12. dunno, a recruiter at my home last week

said he'd been busier than ever for a few days. My son, former Army, Raygun worshipper, and Buscho/war supporter wants to volunteer for Iraq. Course it's only because he's homeless and practically jobless and has gotten himself into a financial pickle and Mom won't and can't bail him out this time. He was FURIOUS with me when I told him that I am going to continue to protest this war even if he goes! I love my son, but like 99% of today's republicans, he lives in a fantasy world....

[brainshrub]

6. Operation Yellow Elephant is a smashing success.

Once again, the Republican party shows it's true colors by being the first in line when it comes to fighting wars in the name of Freedom.

[Ready4Change]

9. Makes me wonder what the Rep vs Dem enlistment ratio is?

Anyone know?

[sui generis]

10. ha ha hahahahaha

:rofl:

oh wouldn't that be grand!

It would FINALLY be the end of the war as their parents rushed ensure the continuity of their gene lines.

a bunch of Young Republicans, swilling beer, sending hate e-mail with bad grammar and spelling and popping zits and yelling neener neener neener at "the enemy" and pissing themselves the first time they heard a real gun go off, not a sound effect on a video game.

Free Republic wherefor art thou? Didn't you get the memo?

(quiet as a louse, sound of crickets chirping)

[buff2]

11. LOL!!!

When I read the title to this thread,I cracked up laughing. I knew it had to be satire. LOL

[Dukkha]

13. I love the "Limbaugh" quote

:rofl:

"It's about damn time these spoiled brats get out there and do some good." Raged Limbaugh recently. "These kids don't know how good they've got it. They have never had to work for anything in their lives… It time kiddies. Its' time to go to war…Dear listeners do you have sons and daughters who are of military age? Get them to the recruiting center! We need these good kids fighting for our freedom in Iraq!"

I wanna live in this Bizarro world where this would be a reality!

[ComerPerro]

14. I bet you anything this starts getting sent around in email forwards

as being a true story.

"See, look how patriotic Republicans are!"

[mcscajun]

15. If you didn't catch on quickly, this line would have alerted you...

"The Presidents own daughters where (sic) even seen in line at Washington D.C. recruiting office."

:spray: