i hit a bug whilst driving on the interstate early this morning

[sundog]

it splattered a bright mustard yellow color across my windshield

[skygazer]

1. MURDERER!

Did you bury it?

[sundog]

4. i guess i could scrape the remaining body parts from my window now

[JimmyJazz]

2. are you sure it wasn't a squid?

:P

[sundog]

5. no... not a squid

[XemaSab]

3. What kind of bug?

Tell us more!

[sundog]

7. it had bright yellow intestines

that's all i know

[progmom]

6. poor bug

poor sundog.

[sundog]

9. i'm feeling guilty

[tjwmason]

8. Are you upset at killing it, or at messing up your car?

Inquiring minds want to know?

[sundog]

13. i wonder if it had a family

[sui generis]

10. probably the last thing that went through its mind

when it happened was its ass.

:rofl:

[sundog]

14. haha

[Redstone]

20. Damn it, you beat me to it!

That's one of my favorite jokes.

Redstone

[redqueen]

11. Wasn't the first time, won't be the last.

Look on the bright side... um... it didn't fly into your mouth.

Sorry, best I could do.

:hi:

[sundog]

15. that made me feel better

can you tell?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. "it splattered a bright mustard yellow color"

Probably sucked the blood of rethuglicans.

[sundog]

16. every cloud has a silver lining

[leftofthedial]

17. another case of blatant insectism on DU

will the horror never end

[matcom]

18. next you'll probably drown your squid

:eyes:

[billyskank]

19. Delete

Joke had already been cracked. x(