Hello..my new name is..Doombah Frickentush...what's yours?

[jus_the_facts]

The following in an excerpt from a children's book...

"Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a= snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

George Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny!

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. :D

[Trigger Hippie]

1. My new name is

Boobie Featherdunkin!!!
Whooo hooooo!!!!!

[kick-ass-bob]

2. Doombah Waffletush.

:D

dammit - I can't read directions!

[no name no slogan]

3. i am sloopy pottytush

but you can call me Turd Ferguson :silly:

[WeRQ4U]

4. Dinky Gorilla Hump

At your service...........

[Craig3410]

5. Snickle Snickletush.

[nickinSTL]

6. Sloopy Snickleboob

n/t

[Blue-Jay]

7. Crappy Poopname

:cry:

[meegbear]

8. Goober Snickleboob

[XemaSab]

9. fluffy chickennose

n/t

[ChickMagic]

10. Dorphus Rhinodoodle

I'd say it fits! :silly:

[MsAnthropy]

11. Fluffy Chickendoodle

Yep, that says it all

[Shell Beau]

12. crusty dippin dunkin

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. Dorfus Chickenbutt

Sounds about right!

[jus_the_facts]

14. kickin'

[DS1]

15. Dorfus Dippindunkin

Makes sense

[ofrfxsk]

16. Dipsy Fricken Hump - How appropriate

LMAO

[AVulgarianHue]

17. Dipsy Potty Sprinkles

Someone left the lid down.

[peekaloo]

19. well be a neatie and wipe the seatie!

:D

[peekaloo]

18. Sloopy Dippinfanny

:rofl:

it it had been "sloppy" i wouldn't be larfin'.

[AVulgarianHue]

21. me too...

another sweetie to be a neatie....

[CrownPrinceBandar]

20. Snickle Dippindoodle...........

I don't think I like my new name.

[AVulgarianHue]

22. What is that you are doing....

with the Dippity Do?

[sakabatou]

23. Funky Chickensniffer

[AlCzervik]

24. SleezyRhinoDoodle present and accounted for.

[liss681]

25. boobie rhino hump

:)

[DawgHouse]

26. Boobie Rhinobutt

[Chovexani]

27. Snooty Dippinlips

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

28. Snickel Frickenbrains...wow, that is too funny! nt