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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 04:23 PM
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New Sex Technique announced
It's called "W Sex"

You make up excuses why you have to go in quickly, you say it will be quick and pleasurable, you go in unprepared, you never apologize, and then you refuse to pull out.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 04:25 PM
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1. Might have to try that with my g/f this weekend
;)
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 04:28 PM
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3. You mean your soon to be ex-girlfriend?
:evilgrin:
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 04:27 PM
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2. Ewwwwww, the idea of sex & W in the same thought is just......
icky! :scared: :puke:
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 04:29 PM
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4. Looks like he and Laura did it at least once due to the twins
He must have sobered up enough in the early 80's to "get her done".

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neuvocat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 04:38 PM
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5. That's ok, Laura.
(Or do you still prefer to go by "Mrs. Bush"?)

We all know and understand that you must be repulsed by the man that many would call "president" but we also know that doesn't mean you've had to sleep with him (and yeah, we all know the twins aren't his). Rest assured that we understand your plight and that its only a couple more years to go before you can finally file for divorce once you leave Washington D.C. In the meantime you at least have some pepperment schnapps and your "Desparate Housewives" episodes to keep your sanity in check.

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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-16-05 05:01 PM
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6. Locking.
No Sex Threads.
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