Worst possible song to play over the sound system of an all-you-can-eat

[ForrestGump]

buffet?

I don't know but, based on today's experience, I can testify that Olivia Newton John's "Heart Attack" is a real gustatory mood killer, and it'd have to be high on the list.

Heart attack
You're giving me a heart attack

Not fair nominating songs that'd never get played in such a setting -- for example, "I Spit On Your Divorce Lawyer's Dismemboweled Entrails While Hairless Chihuahuas Play Futbol With His Still-Beating Heart" (I'm sure that this is an actual song title, by now, somewhere out there) is not a likely selection at any buffet.

[LoZoccolo]

1. Ha this reminds me of this time at the casino...

...where they just play the Sirius sattelite 70s station instead of some selected music; they started playing some song about losing all your money or something, but I can't remember what it was! I wish I could though; it was funny.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts....

:shrug:

or "Honey"

[tridim]

3. Because I'm Fat.. I'm fat.. Sha-mon.. You know.

[lpbk2713]

4. Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads

Eat them up, yum.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. "Eat it " by Weird Al Yankovic n/t

[democracyindanger]

6. Big Bottom, Spinal Tap.

Wait. That might be the best possible song.