Post spoilers for movies that are at least thirty years old

[ironflange]

I'll start:

He didn't give a damn.

[VelmaD]

1. Rosebud...

was a sled.

[ghostsofgiants]

26. You just saved everyone two boobless hours.

[tuvor]

2. Mrs. Robinson doesn't seduce him.

[Arkana]

3. Psst...Darth Vader is Luke's father.

[no name no slogan]

4. Old Yeller dies (nt)

[Wickerman]

5. E.T. Goes Home

:cry:

[WhollyHeretic]

6. Marijuana makes you go crazy and kill your friends

[Dave Reynolds]

7. The apes

were really on Earth after a nuclear war.

[caty]

8. "Sandpebbles"

Steve McQueen's character gets killed at the end.:cry:

[AlienGirl]

9. He got Jenny pregnant.

[lildreamer316]

10. They never did find out who the thin man was

think I screwed that one up.

[annabanana]

89. love the cat..

"We're all mad here, I'm mad, you're mad..."

[Sannum]

11. Soylent Green is People!

PEOPLE!

[Raster]

12. the butler did it.

[NewJeffCT]

13. The 12 Angry Men

After a lot of convincing from the noble Henry Fonda, they decide the young man is NOT guilty.

[Wickerman]

14. Bambi's mother dies

[WMliberal]

15. Deepthroat:

:evilgrin:
made ya look!

[NewJeffCT]

16. Rocky

He lasts until the end, but loses a hard fought split decision to Apollo.

[dannofoot]

17. Everybody leaves....

....Anatevka.

[GreyPilgrim]

18. This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

Too bad he lost the girl..

[NoPasaran]

19. The Maltese Falcon is a fake

And Mary Pickford ends up taking the fall

[sakabatou]

34. Dammit you took mine!

[WMliberal]

20. Freedonia wins the war.

"remember boys, we're fighting for her honor. It's certainly more than she ever did."

[blondeatlast]

21. Steve goes away to college, Curt goes to "JC." nt

[blondeatlast]

22. Bonzo becomes president... wait, that isn't quite right.

Seemed like it, though!

[blondeatlast]

23. Sheriff Bart saves the town. nt

[liberalitch]

24. Witch dies, dorothy comes home to study intelligent design...

at the church of the flying spaghetti monster

[Wetzelbill]

97. hahahaha

that is good. :)

[blondeatlast]

25. The "Animal House" alum wrest control of the country--until Bonzo (see

above) shows up.

[leftofthedial]

27. it was the start of a beautiful friendship

[XemaSab]

28. The mother

is stuffed in the basement.

[lpbk2713]

29. Will Cain shoots all the bad guys sometime around 12:00pm,

quits his job, and rides out of town with Grace Kelly.

[jpgray]

33. Crap

I didn't read the thread carefully enough.

:yoiks:

[JPZenger]

53. Reagan Said High Noon Was Anti-American

The movie High Noon (1951) was really about people being afraid to stand up to Joe McCarthy. Hollywood was cowering in fear. After the ending, when Sheriff Gary Cooper throws his badge into the dirt and leaves town, Ronald Reagan said the movie was "anti-American."

[Love Bug]

55. Bill Clinton said "High Noon" is his favorite movie

[Wetzelbill]

99. I'll take Big Dog's taste over Raygun's any day...

High Noon is a great film.

[liontamer]

30. she goes back to being a princess/ he goes back to being a reporter

:cry:

[Sabriel]

31. HAL is bonkers, watch it.

And the rest of the movie is impossible to spoil, seeing as how no one knows what the hell is happening in it.

[jpgray]

32. She did not forsake him, oh my darlin'.

[sakabatou]

35. Godzilla dies by the oxygen destroyer

[trackfan]

36. Rance Stoddard didn't really shoot Liberty Valance

Tom did.

[Dave Reynolds]

37. Charlie Chaplin

falls down.

[steely]

38. Shane doesn't come back

[steely]

39. Deckard boffs a 'bot

oops, sorry - not 30 years old yet

[Throckmorton]

40. He could have been a contender,

instead of a bum.

[NoPasaran]

41. Butch and Sundance go to Bolivia

Where they die in a hail of gunfire

[cleofus1]

42. king kong dies

twas beauty that killed the beast...

[steely]

64. smirk

am reading these the next day - heh heh

[DelawareValleyDem]

43. The decision rests with us

We can join them and live in peace or pursue our present course and face annihilation.

[Debbi801]

44. She really was trying to get to the Empire State Building, but....

was hit by a car and became an invalid.

[noonwitch]

45. Charlie returns the gobstopper and inherits the Chocolate Factory

Honesty is the most important virtue, per Willy Wonka.

[Parche]

73. oompa loompa

Charlie chokes on first chocolate bar and misses the Golden Ticket

[Richardo]

46. The Sting: They all live.

This was actually said to me by a friend in high school the day before I went to see the movie. I thought he was just being his witty self, until the last 5 minutes of the movie. Then I was pissed.

[Mutley]

47. Logan's Run

They get to live past 25.

[Richardo]

48. Norman Bates is his own mother...

:nopity::nopity: reet! reet! reet! :nopity::nopity:

[gizmonic]

118. Norman Bates dresses up as his dead mother and kills a bunch of people

:evilgrin:

[HughBeaumont]

49. Billy and Wyatt get gunned down by two fucking rednecks.

. . .er, and that's it.

[NewJeffCT]

50. Michael has the heads of the 5 families killed

while his child is being baptized & he becomes the new godfather.

[bertha katzenengel]

51. The big Indian smothers him.

[Richardo]

52. He finds the Statue of Liberty half-buried on the beach.

[El Fuego]

54. Linda Blair's head spins around and the priest dies.

And there's lots of vomit. :puke:

[WoodrowFan]

56. Peter Lorrie is caught by the underground

because he keeps whistling "The Hall of the Mountain King". But the police save him before he's lynched.

[WoodrowFan]

57. the falcon is a fake. (NT)

[miss_kitty]

58. "Ich weisse jetzt..." hell!

The Angel becomes human and gets it on with the sexy acrobat stating afterward (English translation) "I know now what no angel knows."

:evilgrin: O8) :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

59. He rides the missile

toward nuclear annihilation!

[Samurai_Writer]

60. Just shut up and deal.

said by Shirley Maclaine, back when she was very young. The movie won five Oscars.

[Left Is Write]

61. Rhett leaves. He doesn't give a damn.

[NashVegas]

62. She Gets on the Plane, Rick & Renault Ride off Into the Sunset

...

[anarch]

63. his mother's dead--he's the killer

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

65. Oliver gets blown through kitchen by gas stove left on by Stan.

[NoPasaran]

66. The sailors in the fleet refuse to fire at the rebel battleship

[HadItUpToHere]

93. ????

battleship potemkin?

[NoPasaran]

109. Da!

[maveric]

67. Michael "whacks" his brother Fredo.

[6000eliot]

68. "I'm her sister AND her mother!"

[6000eliot]

88. "She's my sister AND my daughter!"

Editing because I remembered it backwards.

[Lisa]

111. ... and also, he drowned in the backyard pond ...

... which was saltwater.

[6000eliot]

113. "Bad for glass."

[Taverner]

69. It was Norman Bates dressed up as his MOTHER

His real mother was dead and kept in the attic!

[arwalden]

70. Mary And Stephen Haines Get Back Together...

... Crystal Allen loses everything and heads back to the perfume counter at Blacks Fifth Ave.

[AlGore-08.com]

71. Kris Kringle really is Santa Claus!

[PittPoliSci]

72. there might be a mineshaft gap

[helnwhls]

74. stan raped blanche

[henslee]

75. deleted.

[elperromagico]

76. Ben-Hur wins the race and Jesus cures Ben-Hur's family of leprocy.

That'll save you about 3 hours.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

79. That you will NEVER GET BACK...

Skip anything with ol' Chuck in it.
Duckie

[elperromagico]

80. Speaking of Chuck... The Planet of the Apes was actually Earth.

Just saved you another two hours.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

84. Yeah...the remake was waaaaay better though.

[peacefreak]

77. It was Yoko's fault

that the Beatles broke up.

[unsavedtrash]

78. don't drink the wine! The dear old aunt's murder old men with it and their

crazy brother buries them in the basement.

[elperromagico]

81. He comes back to life in three days.

Sorry if I ruined that plot point for everyone.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

82. Henry VIII executes Thomas More.

[elperromagico]

83. The guy eating all the popsicles is really Wolfman Jack.

[elperromagico]

85. John Gilbert loses his leg but is reunited with Renee Adoree.

There's an ancient spoiler from The Big Parade (1925).

[Yupster]

86. They eat the berries,

and I think they die, but it's not really clear.

Oh, and the underwater scenes aren't really Brooke Shields, but they still look great.

[nytemare]

87. The Planet of the Apes is Earth, many years past nuclear holocaust.

Yep.

[hyphenate]

90. The bridge

gets blown up.

[hyphenate]

91. Jean gets betrayed

by one of her "gals" and is forced to resign/retire from the school.

[hyphenate]

92. George Kennedy

manages to clear a landing strip so that the plane doesn't crash.

[HadItUpToHere]

94. Dorothy dreamt it all.

w.o.o.

[gardenista]

95. Hal does not open the pod bay doors.

[Wetzelbill]

96. Jett Rink becomes rich and is a dick nt

[Wetzelbill]

98. things don't go so well for the officers on the Battleship Potempkin

[Wetzelbill]

100. Gandhi gets smoked up, but for some reason people still remember him

[Wetzelbill]

102. wait that isn't 30 years old

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

101. Jack Nicholson kills the Chief

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.


I love Ken Kesey.

[Wetzelbill]

103. Lawrence gets in a bike wreck and dies

[xmas74]

104. Only Ben survives the zombies.

He runs outside, the vigilantes see him, they shoot him and burn his body.

[WMliberal]

105. Bedford falls goes back to normal and Bailey gets the $8000

[WMliberal]

106. They burn her dowry after John Wayne beats up her brother.

[WMliberal]

107. Lee Marvin kills Lee Marvin wearing a silver nose.

And Jane Fonda gets to keep the ranch.

[WMliberal]

108. Marty asks her out, even though his friends don't like her.

[NoPasaran]

110. The ice cracks and the Teutonic Knights drown in the lake

[Lisa]

112. in the end, Uncle Murray goes and gets a job ...

And we see him merging into a great crowd of other New York commuters.

[Lisa]

114. he doesn't shoot the presidential nominee

But he kills the main instigator of the plot to take over the government -- his own mother.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

115. The US President is forced to nuke NY

so the Russians don't blow up the world after the US accidentally nukes Moscow.

[Merrick]

116. Rosebud was Kane's childhood pet baboon

[lpbk2713]

117. Dragline gets another set of chains

and reminisces about his boy Lucas the First Class World Shaker.