HEY POOR!

[Texasgal]

HEY POOR!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE POOR ANYMORE!

JESUS IS HERE!

[ulysses]

1. well, obviously,

the church down the street will take care of your every need.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Except for (true story here) they are called upon to be a warming center

and are afraid to take in "unsavory types" and so they turn you down.

***This actually happened in a church I used to go to. It is why I stepped down from pastoral council...it being out of line with Jesus' teaching of the Good Samaritan and all. :hi:

[ulysses]

6. the fact that the wealthiest nation in the history of nations

has to have "warming centers" is a travesty.

:hi:, Ms G.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. Oh oh,

do I have time to vacuum?

And will he bring some good beer, cuz I don't want any of that cheap-ass water-into-wine stuff.

[flvegan]

4. I LOVE Front 242!!!!!!!!!!

[Texasgal]

5. Me too!!!

Great song eh?

[flvegan]

7. My intro to Front 242, in college was Hey Poor and

Headhunter. Wow. Never looked back.

[WhollyHeretic]

8. Pie in the sky

1. Long-haired preachers come out ev'ry night,
Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right,
But when asked about something to eat,
They will answer with voices ..so sweet:

CHORUS: You will eat (you will eat), bye and bye (bye and bye),
In that glorious land in the sky (way up high).
Work and pray (work and pray), live on hay (live on hay),
You'll get pie in the sky when you die (that's a lie!).

2. And the starvation army they play,
And they sing and they clap and they pray,
Till they get all your coin on the drum,
they tell vou when you're on the bum:
you're on the bum:

3. If you fight hard for children and wife
to get something good in this life're a sinner and bad man,
they tell; When you die you will sure go to Hell.

4. Working men of all countries, unite!
Side by side we for freedom will fight.
When the world and its wealth we have gained,
To the grafters we'll sing this refrain:

LAST CHORUS:
You will eat (you will eat), bye and bye, (bye and bye),
When you've learned how to cook and to fry (way up high).
Chop some wood (chop some wood),
It'll do you good (do you good),
And you'll eat in the sweet bye and bye (that's no lie!).