Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

You know, I'd take a pay cut if it would ensure getting Mr. Smithers

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 01:41 AM
Original message
You know, I'd take a pay cut if it would ensure getting Mr. Smithers
as my secretary.

The guy is so amazingly efficient, and able to bend the law, AND is, in all senses and regards, the ultimate secretary - does the personal stuff as well as the business stuff, is 100% loyal and dedicated, has an absolutely amazing memory, truly and utterly knows what is going on at all times, and has the perfect secretary attitude: 1) whatever the boss wants, that what the boss gets, and 2) he knows it's his duty to ensure that the boss never has to worry about niggling details.

Smithers is the model of the secretary I tried to be when I was one. Of course, he's superhuman, so I never measured up, but he was my model and inspiration.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 01:46 AM
Response to Original message
1. Never heard of him, he sounds the perfect man Friday.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 01:54 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. From the Simpsons
I should have been more clear on that one.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 01:56 AM
Response to Reply #2
3. Oh, I haven't seen them in years. He did seem efficient.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 02:12 AM
Response to Original message
4. That's only because he's in love with Mr. Burns
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec 26th 2024, 06:04 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC