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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:06 AM
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I can't find my belt!!! (first day back at work)
After three weeks of the beach lifestyle (roll out of bed-slip on shorts) I was getting ready for work this morning and I couldn't find my belt any damned where. I looked everywhere, I hope I didn't leave it at the hospital.

Well back at work. Now I can get back to posting on DU like I should.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:07 AM
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1. You shouldn't be drinking before work anyway
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:10 AM
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2. Well, when I am packing up the cooler....
and it is just sitting right there in the middle of the kitchen..... what am I supposed to do?
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:17 AM
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3. Teetote it ?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:48 AM
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4. YAAAAAAAAY UP is back baby!
FINALLY!

how nobel of you. now you get to leave HER home to deal with the diapers and crying while YOU can get some PEACE!

should have done it weeks ago man :D

off to the driving range during lunch are we? :bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 09:00 AM
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9. Miller Lite salutes- Driving Range cart driver guy
One of their classics

"Everyone knows it is an unwritten rule not to try to hit the guy.....(background singer "Unwritten rule)...but everyone does...(Got to hit hiiiiiiiiiiim!)
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:49 AM
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5. So, didja wear suspenders?
:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 09:02 AM
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10. Nope just using the hitch in yer getty up method
I just have to be very careful not to walk out of my office with my pants around my ankles.....don't want that to happen again.
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:52 AM
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6. use duct tape...works for everything
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:53 AM
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7. Rope...
Jethro...

;)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 08:59 AM
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8. I got that suggestion from a co-worker
I HAD to wear jeans as my slacks just wouldn't stay up. I've lost XXX inches not sure how many pounds.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 09:20 AM
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11. What ever you do...
DON'T USE A BUNCH OF NYLON WIRE WRAPS LINKED END TO END!

Don't ask me how I know this... Just take my word for it.

Mmmmkay?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 09:32 AM
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12. Mmmmkay
:bounce:
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 09:50 AM
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13. Welcome back, Daddy Underpants
:hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 10:07 AM
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14. Hi!
STupid work people want me to do work. Stupid work people.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:23 AM
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15. going to work
much easier than babycare. How is the little one, anyway? :)
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