Wow... Matcom's ass-crack smiley is really speedy today.

[kmla]

There can be many expanations and hypothises, but I think it can be narrowed down to the following explanations:

A. The smiley recently lost alot of weight, and is much more mobile than before. Feels much better.

B. The smiley is a methamphetamine addict.

C. The smiley really has to go pee. Really, really bad.

What's your explanation?

Let's discuss.

On edit:

P.S. Upon further observation, the spanking purple hippo is a little slower than usual today, too.

Things that make you go "Hmmmmmmm."

[Fleshdancer]

1. I thought so too

My money is on the first choice. The ass-crack smiley has been climbing stairs for a long time now so it makes sense that it's losing weight. I don't know if it feels better though, but it's certainly faster.

[matcom]

2. heh

:rofl:

[Hugin]

3. It's an optical illusion.

You know... Like how the flat earth looks spherical when
they film it from those "Space ships" which are really
some studio deep in the Nevada desert.

Yeah, that's it.

;)

[underpants]

4. Crystal Meth-the scurge of the ass crack smiley world

sad truly sad

[El Fuego]

5. When he shrank the smiley

The smiley speed increased by inverse proportion. It's Newton's First of Smileys. ;)