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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:10 AM
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Poll question: Children: Gift of God or Spawn of Satan?
My kid's both...

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:13 AM
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1. Children of a God with a really, really wacky sense of humor.
:crazy:
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:14 AM
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2. I like kids, but did you have to use the word "snowflake"?
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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:24 AM
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3. Children are our gifts to ourselves. They are what we make them.
They can turn out to be something of lasting value, or they can turn into the fruitcake that no one wants. If we raise them correctly, they can become a gift to the world.

Since there's no god or satan, your poll is missing any realistic options.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:25 AM
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4. THey are gifts from God, but since God has a sense of humor, s/he sends
them to us via Satan.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 11:25 AM
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5. At least they're honest...
We're the same except the older children lie.
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