BREAKING NEWS: On "The Situation Room"!!!!

[ClusterFreak]

[AlCzervik]

1. If that cat wasn't white would they still cover it?

[Inland]

4. Ba-ha-ha! nt

[ClusterFreak]

6. ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. *lmbo*

[Rainscents]

9. HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lori Price CLG]

12. OMG, chimpsrsmarter, that is *line of the year!!!* n/t

[WilliamPitt]

14. I just peed on myself a little bit

:)

[Richard Steele]

33. I was already LOL when I read that, Will! You almost made me do the same!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[electron_blue]

15. funniest thing I read all day

[myrna minx]

21. I need a new keyboard. LOL!

[Initech]

37. Holy crap that's too funny!

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

52. Ed Helms' bit about Greta Van Susteren was amazing last night

on The Daily Show

[Iris]

53. do tell. . .

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

57. There was a picture of Greta on screen

and Ed kept on insisting that Greta was Natalee's mother or a close relative because nobody who wasn't a close family member or friend would have spent the last two months in Aruba looking for her.

I occasionally assume that everyone watches The Daily Show, especially intelligent DU'ers. Here is a link to Ed Helms' video clips on The Daily Show website, the Greta bit is either with "Fishing for Attention" or "Ranch Stressing."

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

58. There was a picture of Greta on screen

and Ed kept on insisting that Greta was Natalee's mother or a close relative because nobody who wasn't a close family member or friend would have spent the last two months in Aruba looking for her.

I occasionally assume that everyone watches The Daily Show, especially other DU'ers. Here is a link to Ed Helms' video clips on The Daily Show website, the Greta bit is either with "Fishing for Attention" or "Ranch Stressing." http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/ed_helms/index.jhtml?playVideo=17272

[UrbScotty]

55. That one's better than DU's 15 millionth post in April!

"Pretty Girl + Wedding Drama + Mysterious Disappearance =

MAY SWEEPS RATINGS"

[Jackpine Radical]

2. What???

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Aw, shit. I bin had.

[ewagner]

3. In a moment

a panel discussion entitled: Cats and Trees, One has to go!

[AmBlue]

49. But if you're FOR the cats..

you must be AGAINST the trees. You're either with the trees or against them, you know.

[Syncronaut Seven]

5. Holy Shit!!! A fastidious terrorist!!! RUN!!!!!

[TahitiNut]

Yep. Obviously one of them Persians.

:eyes: Or is that "Purrsian"?

[SoCalDem]

10. Are they digging yet? I heard this terra-ist buried some stuff

:)

[Armstead]

11. You missed the dog biting man

The man biting the dog is too "controversial."

[rocktivity]

13. And in a related story

:headbang:
rocknation

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

16. Is it true that Moveon and Michael Moore support That cat?

;)

[LisaLynne]

18. Yeah, and the cat obviously has an agenda.

Probably going to run for office. It's all part of that coordinated feline movement.

[ClusterFreak]

20. I think the cat is a tool of left wing activists!!!!

O'Reilly: Now Mr. Pussy Cat - I hope I may be so bold as to call you that - if you had to choose between Michael Moore and the President, who would you pick??

Cat: ***reeeeaaaaarrrrr!!!!!! hisssssssssssss!!***

O'Reilly: You sir, are a traitor!!! Shut up!!!! Someone, cut his mic!!!

[meganmonkey]

32. It's clearly being funded by George Soros

goddamn libruls.

[glarius]

36. I heard the cat is heading for Bush's bicycle trail and

He's got a nice big tree picked out and he's going to pee on Dubya when he rides by.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Rush just said that cat isn't really white.

and that his family abandoned him because of his stance in the tree.

[Mr Rabble]

19. *snort* *lmao*

[gatorboy]

22. I believe Drudge has a special report on this.

Several of the cat's first cousins say he's always getting into trouble. ;)

[AlCzervik]

24. Yes but it's Developing..................

[catzies]

23. Clearly this cat wants to disrupt the President's vacation.

:rofl:

[kansasblue]

25. Is that cat in Aruba?

[joanski0]

26. That cat looks like a Himalayan.

I can't tell if it's a red or lilac. Himalayan Persian. Beautiful!

[The Stranger]

27. Have the new British police shot it in the head six times yet?

It has a "thick coat."

[whalerider55]

28. looks like Judy Miller to me n/t

[Burried News]

44. Boltin from Bolton no doubt.

[Wizard777]

29. I like the idea.

I have often said that Bush sent three of his most powerful morons to the CIA and still couldn't figure out that Iraq had no WMD's. How did I know Iraq had no WMD's? I turned on CNN. Unlike the CIA. CNN truly did bring me accurate and up to the minute reports on what was going on in Iraq. When Bush was saying that Saddam would not allow the UN weapons inspectors into Iraq. I turned on CNN. There was good ole Hans Blixx standing with Saddam saying, Saddam's cooperation was Unprecedented. When Bush said, Unpresidented. We read you loud and clear Hans. We're working on it haaard! I turned on CNN. There was has Hans Blixx saying, They need to learn the difference between unaccounted for and has.

In a time when our government is trying to use technology to free themselves of the Constitutional yoke of We the People. To create a government that is the Democracy of the United States of America in name only. I applaud CNN for using technology to restore our control of our government with accurate information prsented in a timely manner. For creating a Situation Room for We The People. A Situation Room that is controlled by events and not either party. A Situation Room that provides us with spin free facts.

It's logistically impossible for every American to have there turn at being President. The CNN Situation Room is as close as I need to get to being President. Why would I want to step down from the true position of American power to assume the lowly and servile office of President? Especially considering that at this point in time. I have more confidence in the information presented to me by CNN than I have in the information present to the President by the CIA. I think that says it all.

[glarius]

34. If I understood what you are trying to say I would say something clever!

No offense! :)

[Wizard777]

51. The CNN Situation Room can be a very good and important tool.

For We The People to manage our Government. But it must be dedicated to bringing America party free and therefore spin free facts. We need a source that we can trust to give us the truth, the WHOLE truth and nothing but the truth. The days of We The people as disinterested absentee owners of this land are over and long gone. While the cat's away the mice will play treason games.

In local debates leading up to the war. I relied heavily on CNN for information to base my decissions upon. My oponents were citing CIA. CNN helped me to make the right decission. Iraq had no WMD's. They did not let me down and now I trust them. They were more acurate than the CIA.

In defense of the CIA. I must say that CNN didn't have three monkey wrenches(Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Powell) thrown into their gears to induce them to failure. They were allowed to succeed and did that very well.

[Tari]

30. Sen. Frist could not be reached for comment.

[Fly by night]

47. If Frist knew, the cat would have been "disappeared" by now & put on ice.

Literally.

[Mr_Spock]

31. Oh, no. I won't be able to sleep until I know this poor Kimba is safe

This is such a huge story - wow!

[thespiritualzebra]

54. Yes! This is HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Could this be the tipping point?

[Pithy Cherub]

35. Rush's cat has joined Cindy Sheehan in protesting the Iraq War!

:rofl:

[jarnocan]

40. If the cat is mistreated in anyway

There will be a petition on CARE 2 marked URGENT and more people will sign it them will sign one concerning election fraud, the war and maybe even the environment .
Now if we NUKE Iran won't a certain number of cats die?
Do mideasterners keep cats, because if I had thought to put a petition up concerning cats being burned up during a bombing raid-- or a goose being kicked. :spank:
don't get me worng I like animals, and even people who are nuts about them.. but sometimes...although more people are waking up I must say!
(typo queen) did I fix them all/

[underpants]

38. BREAKING: There is an Ewok in the "Situation Room"

[bvar22]

39. bush* proposes "Safe Kitty Initiative".

On a Partyline vote ,The Republican controlled Congress passed the "Safe Cat Initiative".
This piece of legislation would require the Timber Industry to cut down EVERY tree in North America!

At a press conference today at the Crooked W PigFarm, gwbush* was quoted as saying,
"No more trees; No more problem!"

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

41. hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

42. why does the cat hate America? (nt)

[A HERETIC I AM]

43. "Why all the fuss about a cat in a tree?

Cats are natural born climbers. They will get down by themselves. Have you ever seen a cat skeleton up in a tree?"

Habinagudtym Vishnu Verhere
(SNL cast member Tim Kazurinsky (ca 1981) playing the Indian Guru type on "Weekend Update")

[IndyOp]

45. This cat undoubtedly has HANDLERS !

This is not a real cat, this situtation isn't real, its all just forged documents!!!

:evilgrin:

[El Fuego]

46. It's one of those tree-hugging lib-ruls

[DS1]

48. It's kind of a shame they moved this to the lounge

We would've found it anyway, and GD could have used the laugh

I'm jes sayin'

[AlGore-08.com]

50. No wonder he's an emmy winner!

:P

[Fleshdancer]

56. Terrorist cat in a tree! We MUST bomb the dog house!

I was told that the dog was harboring other cat terrorists so we must bomb the dog house. It's better to bomb the dogs at the dog house rather than bombing the dogs here.