Substitute 'dagnabbit' for the song lyric of your choice

[short bus president]

from any 1980s-vintage Kenny Rogers country/pop crossover hit, and then sing the modified lyrics to yourself and prepare to be AMAZED at how little the change impacts the deeper meaning of the song. Example:

Dagnabbit, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?

Dagnabbit, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long

Dagnabbit, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my dagnabbit!


AMAZING!

[underpants]

1. Dagnabbit was born a pauper to a pawn on a christmas day

When the new york times said God is dead
And the war’s begun
Alvin tostig has a son today

[Gildor Inglorion]

2. What a great idea! Imagine Maurice Chevalier crooning...

Dagnabbit for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!

Dagnabbit for little girls
they grow up in the most delightful way!

Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
one day will flash and send you crashin' thru the ceilin'

Dagnabbit for little girls
Dagnabbit for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?

Dagnabbit... dagnabbit...
Dagnabbit for little girls!


:applause:

[short bus president]

3. You got to know when to hold dagnabbit.

Know when to fold dagnabbit.
Know when to walk away,
know when to run.

;-)

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

4. Crack that dagnabbit

Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must dagnabbit it
Before the cream sits out too long
You must dagnabbit it
When something's going wrong
You must dagnabbit it

now dagnabbit it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to dagnabbit it
dagnabbit it good

When a good time turns around
You must dagnabbit it
You will never live it down
Unless you dagnabbit it
No one gets their way
Until they dagnabbit it

I say dagnabbit it
dagnabbit it good

[alarcojon]

5. There's a girl that's been on my mind

All the time, dag-dag-nabbit oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
dag-dag-nabbit oh oh....

you know the rest. B-)

[leftofthedial]

6. I can't get no

Dagnabbit

[Ellipsis]

7. I left my Dagnabbit in San Fran Cisco...