Cops showed up looking for "Mr. Beasley" again!

[Guaranteed]

Nope! No Mr. Beasley here!

:P

A couple of detectives showed up a couple of months ago looking for this same guy.

[wryter2000]

1. Why are they looking for the Pretzledent's dog at your house?

Is there something you're not telling us? :hide:

[Guaranteed]

2. I dunno, but I got nothing to do with it.

I swear. :)

[Spinzonner]

3. Don't you think it's time you let him out out of the basement ?

[Guaranteed]

5. Nuh uh. He's WAY too valuable.

You don't even KNOW what this guy can do. He's really something.

:P

Think "Rumpelstiltskin."

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. I've had that same problem

Twice, cops have knocked on my door, quite late at night, looking for some guy who hasn't paid his child support. I keep telling them that they can check with the office. I've lived here over a year, and I have no idea who the guy is. I get his mail, I send it back.

[Guaranteed]

6. "Beasley"- I keep wanting to say, "Who the hell you talking about,

BEASLEY?"

Who the fuck's named Beasley? :)

[Guaranteed]

7. Damn you BEASLEY!!!!! nt

[baldguy]

8. Mrs Beasley 's husband, obviously