I think I'll chuck it all and become an exotic dancer....

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I'm not getting that much satisfaction from my present job and I keep seeing ads in the paper for exotic dancers, no experience required and they are supposed to be making pretty good money.

It'll take me a while to get used to shedding my clothes... But if the money's good.

I'm a 52 year old guy that looks more like Michael Moore than Jude Law. And... Well, I'm not all that graceful.

What do you guys think?

[Hugin]

1. Keep the day job, buddy.

Work into it slowly.

[politicaholic]

2. Have you ever heard the term, "Hey buddy, put some pants on!"?

Well, now you've heard it.

Don't try porn either. Sure, it looks good on TV, but nobody tells you about the smell do they?

Good Luck!

[Ellipsis]

4. Oh man! I didn't need that.

x(

[Wcross]

3. An idea????

If you danced at old folks homes you would probably pack them in. There is a larger percentage of women in homes than men so there would be a good crowd. I don't know what you could expect in the way of tips for lap dances and that type of stuff- maybe you could con them into changing their wills?????

BTW- Just what is so "exotic" about dancing naked? They should be called what they are- strippers.

[no name no slogan]

5. Then it'll look a little something like this

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

6. Ummmm. I don't wear bow ties....