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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:21 PM
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There is a God
I'm sitting here, totally jonesing for chocolate and then I remember that I have some chocolate drumsticks. Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:21 PM
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1. no there is not
your drumsticks are rat-infested

sorry.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:21 PM
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2. GOD
You rang me?
What can I do for you?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:22 PM
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3. I wanna make sure those fundies who preach family values...
...go staright to hell come the Ressurection. :thumbsup:
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:23 PM
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4. HELL
Res......erection?!!!!
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:25 PM
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5. BAD
bad bad bad. eeeewww..
Just kidding. I'm as horny as they come. Ak.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:25 PM
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6. "Didin't I tell you she had a sense of humor?"
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-17-05 07:30 PM
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7. So where's God? He's the Puerto Rican bath house attendant.
"Steambath" 1973
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