Funniest REAL name ever?

[Guaranteed]

This guy "Beasley" that's supposed to be living at my house. I can't get enough of saying it.

Sing it, people. BEASLEY!

What real name makes you crack up?

No, seriously....REAL names, that just sound funny enough to make you laugh?

[progmom]

1. Dorcus.

[Guaranteed]

4. I kinda like that one.

:)

[Xithras]

78. In elementary school, I had a teacher named Ivana Yakoff

I saw her years later at a reunion and asked her if she was aware of the jokes that people had made about her name (she was married by the time of the reunion and was no longer a Yakoff). She explained to me that she was a first generation Ukranian immigrant, and that her family had escaped the post-Stalinist USSR and made it to the US when she was 12. She said the jokes about her name bothered her at first, but she quickly learned to ignore them...at first from her peers, and then later from her students. She knew the joking was happening, but didn't care.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Dick Trickle.

Can't help myself. :hi:

[spacelady]

10. Richard "Dick" Head...Saw it in an obituary, I swear. N/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

67. Went to high school with Richard Wacker.

Yeah. We all called him "Dick"

[undeterred]

3. Krystal Klir

Its not a porn name.

[miss_kitty]

5. Mike Hunt

of course

[spacelady]

12. went to school with him & he was a Junior, named after his Dad.

They did it twice.

[punpirate]

6. Harry...

... Beaver. Sounds like a joke, but it's not. Used to run the public transit system in Memphis, TN.

[Guaranteed]

9. Jesus... nt

[punpirate]

13. From what I hear...

... he was kind of proud of it, too. :)

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

69. NMN

My old college roommate swears this is true.

He was working at a bank, opening new accounts, when this guy comes in. My roommate is taking all the information from the guy, and when it comes to his middle name, the guys says, "NMN." Pronounces like you were saying "Newman" but not articulating the vowels.

NMN? My roommate asks? The guy says yes, and pulls out a copy of his birth certificate. It says "NMN" and at the bottom, the fine print explains that "NMN" is the standard abbreviation for "No Middle Name." The guy's gone his who life thinking his middle name is "NMN."

My roommate can't help it and bursts out laughing. The guy gets pissed and leaves the bank.

[VaYallaDawg]

76. Sandy Beaver.

She was a sales rep who used to call on me from Va. Beach, never could say her name without a smile.

[Roland99]

7. Dick Murgatroyd

http://www.whas11.com/news/local/stories/WHAS_TOP_State_Hiring.81137988.html

[Kire]

8. Lucy Lucy

that was my kindergarten teacher's name, Mrs. Lucy

[elehhhhna]

11. Phuc Yu

[yewberry]

14. Dang it!

I have a friend with an extremely unusual name. I thought, okay, I can post it, but I'd better google it first.

Eleven hits. All her.

And I only googled her first name!!

[RummyTheDummy]

15. My grandmother had a neighbor named Harry Dick

I'll never forget the first time I met him...Hi I'm Harry Dick as he extended his hand. I couldnt stop laughing.

[TheDebbieDee]

16. Paige Turner.....I saw a young lady of this name...

being interviewed on the local news about three years ago!

[mitchum]

42. I had a friend with that same name...

I always assumed that her parents had a great sense of humor or none at all

[Guaranteed]

17. Here's another one: Hildegarde.

Absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Jade Fox]

18. At work I came across someone....

whose first name was Meanette. I don't think I'd name a child that.

Someone I used to know claimed he went to school with a girl named
Fonda Dicks. I don't think I'd name a child that either.

[Guaranteed]

20. The g/f and I were thinking about naming our first boy

Lucifer a little bit ago.

I have a shameful thread to prove it. I won't do myself the disservice of searching it out to post it, though. :)

Neither of our parents were very happy with that suggestion.

[Sannum]

19. Mike Hunt!

[WhollyHeretic]

21. Nimrod Wizelfish

he was a year or two ahead of me in school.

[Dukkha]

Lyon Kuntz

and he's a lawyer! Truth in advertising

I also knew a guy named Ashit Gandhi

[Swede]

22. Dixon Cox and Anita Jobb

are both names on our customer list at work. They both sound phony to me.

[-..__...]

23. Chew, Shit Fun.

A bit of an Internet legend. Could be real... could be fake, but why spoil it... kind'a like exposing the Tooth Fairy as a fraud. Just one more reason why I love the Internets. B-)


http://www.ubersite.com/m/35583

[candy]

24. Heidi Ho ! I kid you not.

[AuntieM1957]

25. Once had a client named Titsworth

No one could look this rather buxom lady in the eye.

It was so painful to see her come into the office!

I'd hide to keep from laughing!

[AuntieM1957]

26. Former Governor of Texas named his daughter

Ima Hogg.

Honest to God, look it up.

Before the child abuse laws, obviously.

[FLSurfer]

49. That's true ?

My mom, who grew up in Texas, used to tell me that.
I was never sure if I should believe her.
Go figure.

[peekaloo]

68. Oh yeah. When I first moved to Houston I thought it was an "in joke"

among the natives.

http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm

Hogg Foundation for Mental Hygiene......:D

[caty]

27. The funniest name I

ever heard of is when Norman Lear named his daughter Shanda. Shanda Lear. Poor girl.

[yellowdogintexas]

38. that wasn't Norman Lear. It was Bill Lear as in LearJet.

I heard that one years before I EVER heard of Norman Lear.

[caty]

43. I saw Norman Lear on

a talk show and he told this.

[mockmonkey]

44. I agree

It was Bill Lear.

In 1938, she met William P. Lear, Sr., inventor of the world's first workable automobile radio (1922), backstage at "Hellzapoppin," shortly after it opened at the 46th Street Theater in New York City, and four years later, they were married. The Lears raised four children together: John, Shanda, David and Tina, and for the next three and a half decades, lived a whirlwind life travelling all over the globe while Bill continued his work as an inventor and designer.

http://www.aafo.com/library/history/moya_lear/

[caty]

53. You're right!

My sister saw the same Norman Lear interview I had seen. She said that they had planned on naming their daughter Shanda, but changed their minds after her birth. That girl dodged the name bullet!

[stlsaxman]

28. Second to last name in the phone book here for some time was...

Ignatz Q. Zyzzlet

i kid you not...

we were partying one night and one of us got the nerve to call him and asked very politely over the phone what the middle initial stood for...?

Quiggley

I shit you not!

Turns out he was very nice and said it's no problem- he got calls like that all the time!

[yvr girl]

29. Bob Lablaw

say it out loud

[NervousRex]

30. Dick Toechinger

no shit...real guy.

[AuntieM1957]

32. Dick Quit Toechinger n/t

[mzteris]

31. I worked for

The Dick Corp.

The guy who signed my check - Noble J. Dick. (I kid you not.)

The real kicker? His wife's name was Anita. :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

33. Phuc Deap

saw it on a mortgage application when i was temping at a finance company.

also, i used to know an insurance agent named Russell "Rusty" Dicks. He even INSISTED on being called Rusty. meh.

[jim3775]

34. Long Dong

Im serious he's real, that is exactly as it is spelled.

[Darth_Kitten]

52. Oh, I believe you.

:evilgrin:

:D heh heh, this Long Dong gets around. ;)

[Merrick]

35. Phil DeGrave, Stu Pitt...

Hugh Jass
Hal Jalikakik

[Abies]

Dick Weiner (n/t)

[scarlet_owl]

36. There was a guy in our local Meijer deli named Dung.

I always got a kick out of seeing his nametag. I'm sure it means something nice in his native language though.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

37. Gurley Crumb

the name of the perp in a murder case in Oregon a few years ago. No wonder he was murderous!

[MalibuChloe]

39. My grandmother had a friend named Fonda Cox

[HughBeaumont]

40. Derek Gyongzoifs

I shit you not - 1st grade classmate, that was his damned name and I have the yearbook to prove it.

He smelled like dry mustard all the time.

Sorry if you happen to be on here, grown up version of said weird name . . .

[WCGreen]

41. Omma bottom.....

We called her so much when we were kids she had to change her phone to unlisted....

We were brats, what can I tell you....

It was the sixites, we didn't much else to do what with only three channels of TV and only one group on the radio....

[Not_Giving_Up]

45. Cummings as a first name

I worked for a guy once who had an attorney who had that first name. How awful!

[lildreamer316]

46. Lotta Dick

She's the wife of the owner of two radio stations here in town. I know someone who used to clean their house.

[enigmatic]

47. I had a substitute teacher in high school named Dick Whacker

That poor bastard...

And I had a matresses saleman by the name of Dick Stroke try to sell my ex and I a Serta; I declined, for obvious reasons..

[Blue Gardener]

48. We just hired Ronald McDonald where I work

Honestly, why wouldn't you change it?

[Mutley]

50. Michael Weiner

:rofl:

[Darth_Kitten]

51. Long Dong

:evilgrin:

You should see the names I come across at work. :)

[Shell Beau]

54. Doing some title work in the courthouse once, I saw the

name... Loyal Stoner! Seriously!

[MrScorpio]

55. Leland Suchadoll

http://www.google.com/search?q=leland+suchadoll&sourceid=mozilla-search&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

[Patiod]

56. Kitty Katz

She used to work for a company before I did, and I would come upon letters signed by her in the files.

Not her maiden name -- she married someone named Katz.

[northzax]

57. I believe that must go to an aptonym

Dr. Harry C. Beaver of Gainesville, VA. http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/Physician/Profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Harry-Beaver-MD-DBBB29F1.cfm

yes, he's a Gynecologist (and an OB) he delivered a friend of mine. imagine having that name on your birth certificate.

[Rising Phoenix]

58. My sixth grade teacher was Mrs. Dickoff, I swear

[Blue-Jay]

59. Hilarious Buttweiler. I shit you not.

I spoke with the man on the phone at my job about 6 years ago.

[youthere]

60. Matilda Belcher.

[Z_I_Peevey]

61. I met a woman

whose last name is Nipps.

[progmom]

62. Patsy Cline's daughter is Julie Dick Fudge

:shrug:

[REP]

63. Not Making This Up: Samson Tampon

Had a customer with that name once. (Worked for the phone co - get yer mind out of the gutter!)

New fom Kotex! Lite Days, Regular, Super, Super-Plus and the new extra-extra-EXTRA absorbant Samson Tampon!

[nguoihue]

64. Real Names

Ada Boogher

[MN ChimpH8R]

65. Harry Colon

used to be a football player for the Detroit Lions.

[Burma Jones]

66. Seymour Weiner, MD - Urologist - for real

I also knew a Dr. Gore who was a Dermatologist.



Here are some good ones from Nurses.
http://allnurses.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-6380.html

[WeRQ4U]

70. Ester Finkel, Sunny Goggles, Gargamel Hagoosh, and Spirit Farmer

Dead serious, all real names.

[JPZenger]

71. A Bureaucrat named Colonel Hassle

Colonel Hassle was in charge of issuing wetland permits. At the time, they involved the biggest bureaucratic hassles. He was an officer in the Army Corps of Engineers.

There is also a lawyer in PA. with the name Kirby Upright. I don't know if his name came before or after the vacuum cleaner.

I also know a woman named April Showers.

[Mizmoon]

72. I knew a cop named Hassle - Officer Hassle to the masses nt

[MN ChimpH8R]

73. Maybe not the funniest,

but it's a great story.

A former colleague of mine at a temp job used to work in Seoul as a corporate counsel. One of his secretaries was a drop-dead-gorgeous girl called Soo Young (pronounced So Young).

Imagine introducing her to the family. "I'd like you to meet Soo Young." :rofl:

[Montauk6]

74. The Mapp Brothers: Scientific and Majestic

[borlis]

75. How about "Richard Head?"

I used to do business with this poor guy years ago. I couldn't believe someone would do this to their kid.

[Doctor_J]

77. Ben Dover

and his sister, Eileen Dover-Farr.

And of course, Gloria Stitz

[UrbScotty]

79. Michigan's Attornmey General: Mike Cox

A Repub, of course.