"You're not a mother, you're a terrorist!"

[Not_Giving_Up]

My nine year old daughter screamed this at me tonight because I wouldn't let her have a granola bar nearly an hour after she was supposed to be sleeping.

So, THIS is what she's learning in school!

[WCGreen]

1. Why do hate America So Much....

Can't you give the poor child a granola bar....

Somehow I picture a terrorist giving a kid a pop tart before bed....

Which reminds me....

Pop Tart..... Brown Sugar...... Glazed.......


Uhhhhhhhhh

:evilgrin: :bounce: :evilgrin:

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. Well, she had already had ice cream after dinner

After she was sent to bed, her excuse for not going to bed was that she was still hungry. Now I'm a terrorist over granola.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. But granola is a liberal thing, and therefore a terrorist thing

So, actually, you saved your daughter from being a terrorist!

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. Well, I feel much better now!

Should I stop feeding her broccoli too? She loves the stuff!

[DBoon]

5. Broccoli is OK

but only if it is deep fried and served with ketchup and a side of "freedom fries"

[Not_Giving_Up]

6. She doesn't do ketchup

That could be a problem.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. No ketchup? And she eats granola? Yup, she's an America-hater.

And if she eats her broccoli without being boiled to death or deep fried or raw with a shitload of fattening vegetable dip, then she's definitely a terrorist.

[Merrick]

7. You pinko commie scum

what do you have against the conspicuous late night consumption of tasty snacks? Why don't you go back to commieland where you came from?

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. I know...I am evil incarnate

She screamed "I hate you!" and slammed her bedroom door. I didn't think this started until she was closer to being a teenager.

[liontamer]

9. on the other hand maybe she really was hungry

hunger does crazy things to one

[sniffa]

11. i thought someone yeLLed this at you at a vigiL

:P

the paper has some simiLar quotes, that were yeLLed by brave auto drivers whizzing by.