New "Top Ten Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time" list.

[Maddy McCall]

Ruthless Reviews has posted its new Top Ten Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics.

#9


#2


You'll have to go to http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html to see the rest.

[Kire]

1. thanks for this

I remember cracking up to last year's list. This one's even better!

[autorank]

2. Hey, where's Mayem, those Norwiegan guys...cool dudes (haha)

[asthmaticeog]

3. IMMORTAL!

Yeah, they're looking even more ridiculous than usual here, but screw it, their early albums kick *such* high ass, I can almost give 'em a pass on this shit...

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. These guys:

[asthmaticeog]

6. Extreme Christian Mime Twins - in a black metal thread?

Now I've seen EVERYTHING! :crazy:

[blondeatlast]

25. So "The artist formerly known as Prince Rogers Nelson"

is doing really bad Black Metal?

That's one way to rev up a career, I guess. :shrug:

(Seriously, look closely at the guy on the left.)

[HughBeaumont]

24. Abbath looked like General Thade with a grey beard

It'd be even more killer if he leapt out into the crowd and ate a random forehead.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. Though not necessarily black metal, here's my pick:

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. LOL! #1 is great!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

10. Yeah, I thought it was hilarious, too.

But I knew better than to post the photo. Rock out! :D

[name not needed]

16. Rock out with your cock out!

:rofl:

[underpants]

8. Where is Sicky Wifebeater?

What was the name of that band? They had a song called "Bring me Jerry Garcia's head on a plate"

[asthmaticeog]

11. The Mentors.

But they weren't Black Metal.

[underpants]

12. Calypso?

:bounce:

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Euronymous disapproves of the mocking tone of this thread:

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Thank god you didn't post a picture of Dead.

[bertha katzenengel]

13. I only want to know one thing, Maddy:

Where did you get the grinning frog?

[Maddy McCall]

20. I found him by doing a google search...

except he was huge when I first got him, so Redstone made him a wee frog to fit DU's new sig rules.

Ain't he a cutie? :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Yes. But kinda scary. His teeth remind me of a close friend back home.

:scared:

Redstone's a sweetie.

[flvegan]

14. The folks in pic #2 couldn't take an actual "group" photo

for want of not impaling the shit outta each other.

Yeah, and they're not passing airport security, either.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. That is fucking ridiculous

[JimmyJazz]

18. What is "metal" and why are those people so strange looking?

:shrug:

[Maddy McCall]

21. Metal is the stuff those guys are wearing.

Those people are so strange looking because they are wearing metal. :D

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Metal is the music that...

Grown men who don't seem to have made it past the adolescent stages listen to.
</former adolescent metalhead>

(Note to those who would flame me: not all metal is bad, I just felt like making a sweeping generalization.)

[MN ChimpH8R]

19. 1 part Kabuki, 1 part SS, 1 park biker, 1 part rilly stupid.

:rofl:

I guess some people like to dress up.

[Fenris]

22. "Do these guys work at a hardware store?"

:rofl:

[Dukkha]

26. aw crap the pics are blocked here at work

Don't know if Mortiis counts, but he used to be in a black metal group. I saw him open for Christian Death and he was booed for his ridiculous over the top pretentious stage presence.