Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks

[Gunit_Sangh]

Only in America!



BRENTWOOD - The "family jewels" of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks - literally.

On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.

According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene.

The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone.

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http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/08052005/news/56211.htm

[Blue-Jay]

1. Then he played 50 hours of video games before dying.

[Richardo]

2. This guy has a strange concept of the term 'friend'

:scared:

[matcom]

3. story is about 2 weeks old

and has been covered here extensively :D

[Blue-Jay]

4. By the way, matcom....

How are "the boys" healing up?

[StopTheMorans]

6. SNAP!

[buff2]

5. Why would he leave his jewels locked up for TWO WEEKS????

Was he drunk the whole 2 weeks? Geez...

[Strawman]

7. "Locked In" by Judas Priest seems like and appriate theme song

for this guy.