**Breaking! New Army Recruiting Slogans

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

*********BREAKING CREDIT NEWSMAN MATT DRUDGE********

Newsman Matt Drudge has learned of the new marketing/recruiting push the Army is about to engage. Having a rough year meeting its recruiting goals, the Army has decided to better target its advertising. Here are the new slogans for FY 2006:

1. Free Camping Gear, and all the GORP you can eat!

2. Armizzle? Foshizzle!

3. It's like an extremely realistic violent video game.

4. Lee Iacocca thinks it would be a good idea for you to join.

5. Hurry now, while supplies last!

[Hugin]

1. 6. We cuss more before breakfast than most people do all day.

[Hugin]

2. 7. The Army is as the Army does.

[underpants]

3. FREE HOT SAUCE!!!

Thank you Newsman Matt Drudge

[Hugin]

4. 8. We came! We saw! How the hell do we get out of here?

(Edit: Oops! Too much punctuation.)

[johnnie]

5. How about that old SNL bit

"It's not just a job, it's $98.98 a month." Or something like that.

[Hugin]

6. 9. Be a part of all the yellow magnets!

[Mr_Scarecrow]

7. How about "Be all that George can't be."

EOM

[MissMillie]

11. I love it!!!!!

That's the best I've heard yet!

[Mr_Scarecrow]

16. Thanks

I read the forums a lot but don't post too often so it's nice to hear the feedback.

[Doctor_J]

18. THAT is good

bravo

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

8. "Exit strategists wanted."

[underpants]

15. LOL

a take on Volkswagon's "drivers wanted"? Even if it isn't that is damned funny

[zbdent]

9. There's no rush like realizing

that bomb DIDN'T blow off your leg . . .

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

10. There's no Rush.

I mean, he totally would be way willing to join up, except for the age and the backpain and whatnot.

Megadittoes.

[zbdent]

12. Rush is piped in only 1 hour a day

instead of three . . .

[WilliamPitt]

13. He's back!

:)

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

14. Hi!

I've come out from under the rock from whence I...came..out...............from.

[Hugin]

17. 10. The Army of None.

Probably, one of my favorites.

[Doctor_J]

19. 11. Go to Iraq now,

or wait until September and go to Iran

[Doctor_J]

20. Drudge is one of the creepiest people alive

he's got an enormous ick-quotient.

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

21. Even hardened Newsmen can cry.

And you have just made this hardened Newsman quietly weep.

[underpants]

22. 12.Okay we give up, what do you want? PLEASE please please sign here

PLEASE

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

23. The Army - It's militerrific!

[underpants]

24. Like coffee?

Yep we got that too