Some things are just WRONG.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

The "new and improved?" Carrot Top

[Midlodemocrat]

1. You really need to put a warning in your title.

:puke:

[Fenris]

2. Judging from the first pic, the carpet matches the curtains.

:puke:

[kick-ass-bob]

4. ewwww! I was trying not to look there!

:puke:

[redqueen]

3. hahahahahahaha

Who knows... maybe it'll help.

Man, that hair is just not right!

[RandomKoolzip]

5. These are photoshopped, right?

I mean, come on.


Anyway, all the weightlifting in the world will never compensate for being a terribly unfunny and unpleasant person.

[LastKnight]

6. this CANT be real

i saw him a few years ago, funny as hell... but he was scrawny as hell!. i suppose if he had a few pills and in that time he could accomplish this, but this is just too funny...

[WeRQ4U]

7. It's real

I noticed he was getting ripped in some of his commercials. He looks like a doll or something. Does he wear makeup?

[LastKnight]

15. when i saw him on stage i was too far back to see

but he was real pale so i assume not, but that may just be how he is.

[AngryAmish]

19. This raises so many questions

The first and most important one is --- WTF were you doing at a Carrot Top show? Did you lose a bet?

[LastKnight]

22. hes actuially not bad

when he can be vulgar. he did about half of it straight standup and brought out his trunks later.

[Rising Phoenix]

8. I keep clicking on this thread...

and getting grossed out everytime, make me stop!

[graywarrior]

9. He looks like a woman, trying to be a man, trying to look like a

woman....

I can't describe in words what the inside of my head did when I looked at these. Frightening.

[progmom]

23. yup - i think the inside of my head did the same thing

:o

[petronius]

10. People who've been mocking CT all these years

had better watch out! (Oh wait, that's all of us.) Seriously, what's up with the framed Cosmo on the wall?

[Shell Beau]

11. OMG, and are those pubes in the first pic?

[WeRQ4U]

17. I'm afraid so. Wirey red ones with muscles.

[Shell Beau]

18. That has to be the most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen!

[WeRQ4U]

20. I know. What is he accomplishing by wearing his shorts around his ass?

I don't get it.

[Shell Beau]

24. He grossed me out, although, I am not sure

that is what he was aiming for. He sure did accomplish that much!

[Spinzonner]

12. Warning: Two words

Joe Piscopo

[hfojvt]

13. by gosh, he could be governor someday

except for the strange lipstick in the 2nd picture he looks pretty good. I probably would cut the hair, but it is a "comic" trademark.

[redqueen]

14. hahaha god... he's got the worst smile...

why do I think he's cute?!

I need help!

[Saphire]

16. Ewwwwwwwwwww.

[HughBeaumont]

21. That's just vomit sick.

The problem with that whole deal . . . is that it's still Carrot Top.