Q: How many Bush Admin. officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Shredr]

A: None.

There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day,
and turning a corner.

About this bulb we have no doubts and no regrets. There have been no mistakes.

Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media.

That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines
the value of it's service to our country and gives aid and comfort to
our critics.

You are either for us or against us. Why do you hate America and our freedom?

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Made me laugh. Hope it's not a dupe.

[hfojvt]

1. It was on Altercation about five months ago

but it's still quite funny, in a sad way, because it is so true.

[MindPilot]

2. just one, but they don't know when

to stop spinning.

[Shredr]

3. LOL!

Good one too.

[dbonds]

4. None, they never realize when they are in the dark.

[iconoclastic cat]

5. One, but they can only screw one direction: up.