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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 03:42 PM
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I now have three chainsaws
You have been warned.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 03:44 PM
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1. Time for you to learn how to juggle.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 03:49 PM
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5. Now that was funny
:spray:

Where did your squirrel go, Blue-Jay? I loved the squirrel!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:06 PM
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8. I dunno. The pic was within the new guidelines.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 03:44 PM
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2. Cool...listen, I have these trees in front of my apartment that are
really starting to bug me, do you think you could take care of that? Would $20.00 be enough?
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 03:47 PM
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3. Someone actually stole mine from my basement!
:grr:

Where did you get that third one anyway :shrug:
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 03:49 PM
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4. The Poulan seized up so I took it back
and they threw it on the pile with all the other busted ones.

I got a PRO140 for parts and a Makita at a pawnshop.

The Makita works. We had it fired up and were threatening passersby with it.

They ignored us.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:03 PM
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6. I'll let you know, I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day
Keeps going this way
I just might
Break something tonight

I pack a chainsaw
I'll sking your ass raw
And if my day
Keeps going this way
I just might
Break your fuckin' face tonight!
GIVE ME SOM'N TO BREAK!

(a moment of levity courtesy of Limp Bizkit) :P
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:03 PM
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7. I'm telling!
I'm alerting the mods.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:27 PM
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9. I got a combination sledgehammer and pick too!
Just needs a couple of wedgies to keep the handle tight (or a new handle).
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:43 PM
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11. I've got a force field around me.
:P
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:34 PM
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10. Electric, gas, and...solar? Steam?
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Rising Phoenix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 04:44 PM
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12. why do you need three chain saws?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 08:21 PM
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15. He actually has one chain saw
Poulans are what we call "disposable saws." You should never buy one.

You should also never buy a Homelite or a McCulloch.

A Makita is a decent saw, as is an Echo, but the best saws are Stihls, Husqvarnas and Jonsereds. Buy them at saw shops, not at Sears or Lowe's.
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Immad2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:39 PM
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13. Are you making chili and live in Texas???
:hide: :evilgrin: :scared:
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Reciprocity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:55 PM
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14. Hey my husband gave me an electric one for our 25th anniversary.
Edited on Thu Aug-18-05 06:56 PM by Reciprocity
What can I say, he's just a romantic nut case.
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