Let's produce a DU play based on the movie "The Big Lebowski"

[sasquatch]

Help me cast DUers for the characters:hi:
The only one I have is Rev Acts playing Bunny Lebowski.

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. .

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

4. I thought you'd be perfect for some reason

:evilgrin:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. matcom = Karl Hungus

[sasquatch]

7. I thought that role would be better suited for Sniffa

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

8. He fixes the cable?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

3. I'll be Jackie Treehorn.

[sasquatch]

5. I think matcom should be Jackie Treehorn

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. All right, I'll be the rug pissing Chinaman then. Or Asian American, in

the parlance of our times.

[sasquatch]

9. Are you Asian?

:shrug:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. Why, does it matter?

[sasquatch]

11. Well it helps

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. In any case, I am, but dude doesn't speak any Chinese in the film, heh.

[Initech]

13. Can I be Walter?

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

[sasquatch]

16. I was probably going to play that role unless there's another angry,-

large man around here? How big are you and is there an army surpluss store around here?

[Initech]

17. I'm a pretty big guy and I've been known to do an excellent John Goodman

DUDE THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!

Oh and Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

[sasquatch]

19. Get a handgun and start studying Vietnam battles then

:)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

14. We still don't have a Dude, Walter, Big Lebowski, or Donnie.

[Initech]

15. I wanna be Walter!

[sasquatch]

18. I was thinking of maybe getting Will Pitt to play the dude

And Kleeb playing Donnie.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

20. Does Skittles get to be the Malibu Police Chief/Sheriff? I think that

would be a pretty good cast for that part...

[sasquatch]

22. I might have her play Maude Lebowski instead though

[Zomby Woof]

21. I *AM* Walter

Not only do I resemble John Goodman, but specifically because of this movie, a friend of mine back in Seattle calls me Walter.

[sasquatch]

23. I might have you play the Sheriff of Malibu because EOO already called it

[Zomby Woof]

25. Doesn't matter

I AM Walter... I also live in LA like he does, and even ate at the In and Out Burger the other day.

[sasquatch]

28. Well then you and EOO can battle over it then in a wrestle off

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

24. Okay:

Dude's landlord: HypnoToad
Larry the Joyriding Teen: Kleeb
Toe-cutting Nihilist girlfriend: flamingyouth
Marmot: Fenris
Eagles listening cabbie who throws Dude out of cab: MrScorpio

[sasquatch]

26. I want Kleeb to play Donnie though

:(

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

27. Oh all right, I guess we could get HeyHey or Placebo to play Larry.

Doesn't need any spoken lines anyway!

[sasquatch]

29. He just needs to have zero facial expressions

[sasquatch]

30. Day Two of casting couch, Come on and give me your suggestions

So far I have:
Rev Acts=Bunny Lebowski
matcom=Jackie Treehorn