Help cheer me up, please!

[KitchenWitch]

I have had a bad day.

[Lindsey]

1. I'm sorry.....

what happened? Do you want to talk about it?

[KitchenWitch]

4. See this thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3878807

[blue sky at night]

2. I have just the ticket, young lady........

you have to check out this thread....I have been laughing for about 20 minutes.......and you have to take the test!! How else will we know where you stand?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3878374

[jobycom]

Here's a picture of me dancing naked to celebrate the joy of existence.

Okay, I lied about it being me.

[MeatLoafZero]

3. Watch closely

as I attempt to juggle an egg, an apple, and a bowling ball.

"But Zero," you protest, "how can you do that, when they're all different colors?" You swoon slightly at my juggling prowess.

"The trick," I explain, "is to take a bite out of the apple...and not the bowling ball."


OUCH!

...chipped a tooth. Back soon.



Okay, it's silly. But did you smile at least? :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. Hello,MeatLoafZero!

WELCOME TO DU! Hope you enjoy your stay in our crazy little community...

Careful though...this place is extremely addictive!


:hi:

[MeatLoafZero]

17. Thank you, Ma'am.

I'm a hopeless Internet addict already (but I can quit any time I want to). :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. ROFLMAO!

THAT'S what they all say! And please, call me Peggy, or CP, or whatever you like...just not Ma'am...

I know you're doing it to be polite...but we are very informal around here!

I think you will do well here, that's what I think!

:rofl: :hi:

[Reciprocity]

5. Yeah but was it as bad as this poor baby’s.

[KitchenWitch]

6. That is one mad cat

I think I looked like that when I left the "learning center" today!

[Reciprocity]

8. I just read your other thread.

This is a for profit business. Of course they are going to say those things. You know your child better than anyone, be honest with yourself. Do you think he needs $7,000. dollars worth of tutoring? These people know how to play on every parents fear. So hang in there.

[no name no slogan]

7. Aw that bites

here, have a hug :hug:

hope tomorrow is better!!! :pals:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Oh, my dear KitchenWitch!

I'm so sorry you've had a bad day today...

Now it is behind you, and you will not have to go through that horror again!

And consider, you learned something, and all it cost you was some time and some (admittedly no-fun) stress!

Several good folks here have made some really good suggestions...

Time to check them out...Go for it....

You are a strong and beautiful lady...and a terrific mom!

You are providing your son with an excellent example of how good moms act...

And he will absorb this and look for your strength in any woman he falls in love with...

I am privileged to call such a lovely, strong lady as you are, my friend!

:patriot:

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

11. Thanks Peggy

I did get him a few books today. One on reading comprehension (geared for his age group), one an age appropriate one on study skills, and one for pure pleasure reading!

[specimenfred1984]

10. OK. Did You Know Repukes Have "Windowectomies"?

It's an operation where a window is installed in their stomachs so they can see where they're going as they walk around all day with their heads up their ass!

[KitchenWitch]

12. choke

:rofl:

[nickgutierrez]

13. I'm with you

My last couple of days has been flat-out miserable.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. This should help

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

[KitchenWitch]

16. Thanks NNNS

:D :yourock:

[WeRQ4U]

18. How about this one..........TWINS WIN, TWINS WIN!!

They won their 5th straight now. This time, against the Mariners.

[Floogeldy]

20. Details?

Convince me.