On The Inside - With Newsman Matt Drudge

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

President Bush enjoyed a nice steak and egg breakfast this morning at his Texas ranch, here's the rest of today's schedule.

9:30 - Morning nap

10:30am: Discuss renaming of the Interstate highway system to be called Praiseways, with signs to be cross shaped and blazened with "In God We Trust"

12:00 noon - Lunch Fiesta! Authentic frozen taquitos served with Tostitos and a jar of cheese - eat outside with Consuela the party goat

1:30pm - Siesta

3:30pm - Bike ridin' in at the hottest time of day, to maximize toughness

5:15pm - Make fun of Cheney's pasty flab

5:30pm - Discuss trade or the war or some other shit that Cheney usually takes care of

6:30pm - Supper - Texas steer, with Texas spices

7:30pm - That Steinfeld show that I love so bad

8:00pm - Swattin skeeters

9:00pm - Bedtime Prayers

9:20pm - Bedtime

[NaturalHigh]

1. That was classic.

[Richardo]

2. Newsman Matt Drudge! I have a two part question....

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

5. I appreciate your question

Yes

and

We've been advised not to answer that question at this time.

[Richardo]

6. Very funny. Question one:

You've been away from DU for an extended period of time. Why is that?

Question two: Is it true that the reason for that absence is that you were posting on another board under the names "Jeff Gannon" and/or "BulldogHot4U"?

[Newsman Matt Drudge]

7. I kid

As you might recall, I live in my authoritarin mother's basement, and subsist on Mountain Dew and spray cheese (Mother doesn't know what I do with the whippets sometimes!). Well, I was working very hard for quite some time to make sure that Our Glorious Leader was (cough) re-elected (cough). Since that time, I've been "returning some favors" so to speak.

I was posting on another board during that time, but I am NOT Jeff Gannon. Although to say I know him well would be a (cough) understatement (cough). My other screen name is usually CUNextTuesday.

[BikeWriter]

3. Matt Drudge is a newsman?

:wtf:

[greekspeak]

4. What's on tap for today?

Hide and go seek with KKKondi and AshKKKroft?

Pin the tail on the DONKEY?

Practice phony Texas Persona: 1 Hr?