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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:34 AM
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if condoms had sponsers...

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kikiek

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:37 AM
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1. How about Burger King and have it your way..

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greekspeak

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:40 AM
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2. Timex?

It takes a licking but it keeps on ticking?

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:44 AM
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4. i wondered about that one too...

:shrug:

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Wetzelbill

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:41 AM
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3. Old Milwaukee, "It just doesn't get any better than this"

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:45 AM
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5. "Where's the Beef?"

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:47 AM
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6. bwahaha, "dunkin donuts; creme filled jelly rolls"...

:rofl:

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zbdent

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:47 AM
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7. Not a sponsor idea, but I think the best packaging for a condom would be

a picture of a dirty diaper . . .

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BlueIris

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:48 AM
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8. Cute. It has long been my fantasy to see name, A-List celebrities

advertising condoms on t.v. or online--ALL THE FREAKING TIME. Wanna see a healthy/less pregnant populace? Put Hollywood behind it en masse.

Sorry to kill the joke, but that's how I feel.

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:52 AM
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11. i think they tried that but the only genre of people...

that stepped up were nancy reagan just saying "no" :shrug:

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BlueIris

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:19 AM
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17. I'm just saying, one of the only things getting people to do anything

via the media is the celebrity endorsement.

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:36 AM
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22. sure & why not...

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:49 AM
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9. "This Bud's for you." (nt)

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:49 AM
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10. "Got Milk?"

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Wetzelbill

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:54 AM
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12. ok, I had to laugh at that one

you're on fire on this thread. :)

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Wetzelbill

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Fri Aug-19-05 08:55 AM
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13. "Oh yeah, Snap into a Slim Jim" (in Randy "Macho Man" Savage's voice)

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:08 AM
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14. craftsman tools, "you break it we replace it for life"

:rofl:

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Wetzelbill

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:16 AM
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16. hahaha

that's good.

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:35 AM
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21. i was leaving something as to 'snap on tools'...

for you, Wetzelbill :rofl:

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:09 AM
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15. "Softens your hands while you do it."

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:20 AM
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18. A few more

Ford: "Have you driven a Ford lately?" or "Built Ford Tough"

Aetna: "I'm glad a met ya."

GE: "We bring good things to life."

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bridgit

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:38 AM
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23. "Aetna: "I'm glad a met ya."" now dat'z phunny...

:rofl:

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:22 AM
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19. Oh what a feeling - Toyota

just thought of it...

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NewJeffCT

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:23 AM
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20. Have a Coke & a smile

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Ouabache

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Fri Aug-19-05 09:48 AM
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24. The Alka-Seltzer condom

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz, Oh What a Relief It Is !!

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