Being the Lounge Deity I am now willing to take questions

[underpants]

ask me anything.

[Swede]

1. Why am I here?

nt

[underpants]

5. As the result of

socialized medicine.

[JVS]

2. How does it feel to be a false god?

[underpants]

8. I am a deity of all sorts

the all powerful tend to have it like that

[JVS]

11. You have no power, you Baal-like monster!

[underpants]

22. Man are the holidays going to suck for you

I have quite the big rolodex

[curse10]

3. do you think you can talk skinner into allowing the marquee tag

so mr. underpants can float around?

[underpants]

10. Some degree of self determination is needed

I have, to this point, refrained from smiting

[Richardo]

4. If you are truly omnipotent and therefore worthy of my praise and devotion

Set the sig line underpants in motion again!

Or are there entities more powerful than yourself?

[underpants]

13. I have failed to disclose this before but....

the world revolves around my sig line not the other way around (as I have previously allowed you to believe).

[jobycom]

6. When do we get to crucify you, eat your flesh and drink your blood?

I'm a bit peccish.

[underpants]

14. I'll send someone down for that

I've heard that some deities do that.

[jobycom]

42. There have been more than one.

[MissMillie]

7. You're the diety?

I thought you were the daddy? :hi:

[underpants]

15. Some of us have had to change our names

[Jade Fox]

9. Why do bad things happen to good people?

More to the point, why don't more bad things happen to bad people?
Like the Bush Administration, just to pull something out of my hat.
Couldn't you spare a few thunderbolts for them? :)

[underpants]

17. I've recently taken up origami

even I am amazed at how time consuming it can be.

[jus_the_facts]

12. Oh Lord...Oooo You are so BIG...so absolutely HUGE...Gosh....

...we're reeeeeally impressed down here I can tell You...Lord forgive us our dreadfull toading...but...You're just so SUPER...AMEN!!

[underpants]

18. The choir is in the other direction

preachify that-a-way

[jus_the_facts]

34. oh bloody hell...

...it was a quote....sigh.

[underpants]

36. I knew that

I did. I knew that. Really.

:bounce:

Truth be told England and the English haven't been to popular in the deity crowd since that whole "founding their own church" business. It really effected market share for us for a while but we had a good PowerPoint presentation and we worked something out.

[jus_the_facts]

39. "people aren't wearing enough hats...."

[benito]

16. How long did it take to perfect the 'taint'?

[underpants]

19. I contracted that out

to a guy name Perry T. Neal. How did he do?

[miss_kitty]

20. Why do I have no questions to ask you?

:shrug:

[underpants]

23. Amazing how I work

isn't it ?

[miss_kitty]

24. I don't know.

Is it?

[underpants]

26. That is TWO questions

I understand it is hard to resist when you have no power to resist.

[miss_kitty]

30. But you asked ME a question

oh large, undergarmented one. I needed a follow up for clarification. Did I do something wrong, oh He-Who-Is-Not-Going-Commando?

[underpants]

33. THREE

I need to diminish my power over you

[miss_kitty]

35. How did THAT happen?

:shrug:

[matcom]

21. i am in the process of making your crucifixion symbol. which do you prefer

a large wooden polygon, octagon, greater-than sign, @ sign, or ¿ ?

also, i assume you would prefer to be attached via decking screws correct oh mighty one?

[underpants]

25. I am quite fond of the "old school"* one

the one with the kickstand. Makes more easier mounting and dismounting (you really have to NAIL the dismount)



* I invented that saying back in the day

[matcom]

29. oooo that's nice

comes with a foot-rest!

[madinmaryland]

27. You getting any sleep at night?

[underpants]

28. Sleep and night are irrelevant concepts to me

being a deity and all

[El Fuego]

31. Will you be smiting anybody?

[underpants]

32. See post #17

I don't have time for repitition

[El Fuego]

40. But . . .

I don't see what the art of Japanese paper folding has to do with hurling fiery lighting bolts at unsuspecting mortals when the mood suits you. :shrug:

If I were a deity, I'd probably be smiting people left and right. Maybe it's just me. :shrug:

[underpants]

41. As I have said (as it is written in scripture)

People don't smite people, smites smite people

[bliss_eternal]

37. What's a deity?

:crazy:

:dunce:

;)

[underpants]

38. Deity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deity