I've got ALL the answers, just send me the questions

[MrScorpio]

Operators are waiting

[unhappycamper]

1. How many figs could a fig plucker pluck, if a fig plucker could pluck

figs?

[MrScorpio]

4. One, Two Three (Crunch!)

Three

[barb162]

2. Are the Bush twins plotzed right now?

[MrScorpio]

7. Since they were born drunk, I'd have to say that the answer is no

[edbermac]

3. What did we do to deserve this man?

[MrScorpio]

9. Yin and Yang, baby!

[felonious thunk]

5. Can you describe...

The sound a preying mantis makes when it walks on my car?

[MrScorpio]

10. Chicki-chicki-chiki

[Heidi]

6. Who loves ya, baby?

That's a question, by the way.

:hug:

[MrScorpio]

11. With marshmallows

[Heidi]

12. Right on.

I don't do hats, snakes or married men, but marshmallows are A-okay. :)

[unhappycamper]

8. What do you think of the Evil Empire depicted below?

[MrScorpio]

13. Being a Tigers fan, I'm all for it

[unhappycamper]

14. Did I cook the brats enough last nite?

[MrScorpio]

20. You were definitely skimpin'

You can't skimp on the brats

[unhappycamper]

15. Do you use this stuff?

http://www.chilefarm.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/colonbig.jpg

Are the claims true?

A Dr. Recommended Red Habanero Enema. CONSTIPATED?? Then give this a try! A red Habanero enema that comes out hotter then it went in. Guaranteed to clean you out! Recomended by 4 out of 5 proctologists

[MrScorpio]

21. The fifth one is dead, right?

Heard it was a blown colon

(No Pics)

[unhappycamper]

28. Don't think he's dead.

Just a little burnt out. . . .

[unhappycamper]

16. Are your operators all busy?

[MrScorpio]

22. Not any more

They're all free now

[Rising Phoenix]

17. Is maintenance gonna come today...

or am I wasting my day waiting for them?

[MrScorpio]

25. Sure is

Make sure that you have enough dollars for his G-string

[LynneSin]

18. Why is 47 my lucky number

it is actually!

[MrScorpio]

26. Because it like you and it thinks you're cool

Pure and simple

[VelmaD]

19. Why is it...

every guy I'm interested in is either a couple thousand miles away, emotionally unavailable, or both? *pout*

[MrScorpio]

27. Because there's a guy for you that a lot closer

And all those other guys would be in his way

That's the stars for you, protecting their investment

[unhappycamper]

30. Is that the Greedy Oil Party nebula?

[MrScorpio]

32. Shhhh....

They're listening

They're everywhere

[unhappycamper]

23. I carry a lot of cards. You got one like this?

[MrScorpio]

29. No, but I have something like this:

[unhappycamper]

24. Which one should I pick?

[MrScorpio]

31. Since I'm a lefty...

Bangher, baby!

[unhappycamper]

33. Is Ratzie a nazi?

[MrScorpio]

36. NO swastikas on top of St. Petes yet

I guess not

[unhappycamper]

34. Is she hot?

[MrScorpio]

37. She will be when she's burning in hell

[underpants]

35. What rhymes with "orange"?

Waaaaiting!

[MrScorpio]

38. Door Hinge