So an Imperial Cruiser crash lands on Pellinor Fields.

[antigone382]

Turns out Middle Earth is just an unexplored planet in the Star Wars Galaxy.

Then what??? Be creative!

(The more references you include to other Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Miscellaneous series, the better)

[VelmaD]

1. Then the Vogons destroy the planet...

to make room for a hyper-space by-way. End of story. ;)

[antigone382]

3. Until it reappears because it happens to be on an unstable axis.

Hahaha!

It turns out that Saruman and Count Dooku were twins, and Yoda is a hobbit who was given unnatural long life, kinda like Bilbo and Smeagol.

And Arthur is confused, so he makes a sandwich...

[4_Legs_Good]

2. Thou fool! No living man may hinder me

says the Witch King

"Fantastic" says Eowyn! "Then I'll just let that Imperial Cruser crush you!

david

[antigone382]

4. Then the Millenium falcon shows up...

Princess Leia falls for Legolas, giving Han Solo no reason to stay here, so he steps into one of the many swirling eddies of misplaced time-space continuum, which brings him to Earth, circa WWII...

[4_Legs_Good]

5. Where he flies just a bit too close to Hiroshima

which woulda been a problem, had he not picked up a certain ring from Gandalf before departing Minas Tirith.

[antigone382]

6. And then he becomes exceedingly interested in archaeology...

He realizes that "Han Solo" is not a normal Earth name, so, in the spirit of Ford Prefect, he takes on the name of Indiana Jones.

As a ring-bearer, he lives a long time has many adventures studying the culture and history of this simple, primitive planet. He believes he has learned all there is to know about these people, who seem to have almost no grasp of the Force or magic...until one day decades later, when an owl flies into his room and drops a letter in his lap...

[4_Legs_Good]

7. With great inerest, Indiana opens the letter

"Dear Mr. English:

Thank you for your help with the barn. We hope you liked the lemonade. Please come back some time."

He sits back in his professor's chair and ponders this message...

[antigone382]

9. He comes to the conclusion that it was intended for James Bond...

...who happens to be immortal (they've been making movies about the guy for forty+ years and he's never aged, what else could he be???), and who helped Indy/Han in a pinch once by portraying his father (complete with aging makeup)...So he gets in the Millenium Falcon to deliver the letter to his old friend...

...where some guy in a red and black jumpsuit calling himself Captain Kirk, or something like that, is claiming to be an envoy from the future Starfleet who has been isolated from his ship. IndyHan isn't buying the guy's story, but he takes him along anyway...

[Mikimouse]

8. Call Owen Deathstalker! He'll know what to do!

:applause:

[antigone382]

10. So Owen Deathstalker arrives on the scene...

Where he realizes to his dismay that he is not on Mistworld, and looking to the Witch King on his left, and Darth Vader on his right, evidently fighting it out, he wonders which one is the minion of Empress Lionstone, since they both look equally icky...when he sees Ruby Journey making out with Boba Fett, he descends into complete confusion, and resolves to go talk to the guy in the night-gown making sandwiches.

The Heart of Gold materializes, and Zaphod and Trillian get out, accompanied by a wierd guy named Paul with crazy blue eyes.

No one knows where Han Solo is, except of course Gandalf and Yoda, who are the only ones who really have any idea of what is going on.