gravel butt: kids just don't get good injuries anymore!

[mike_c]

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Kids don’t even get good injuries anymore. First, I must say this, in case you don’t know….I HATE SOCCER. I think it is the stupidest sport on the face of the Earth. Now kids all have these soccer injuries. Hurt this, did that.

Can’t they get any good old fashioned injuries? I mean, I rode my bike down a gravel road in a bathing suit when I was a kid and someone threw a ball in front of me. I fell, slid, sprained my ankle and had gravel stuck up in my ass cheeks. My Mom had to bring me to the hospital to get the gravel taken out of my ass. Then she’d always say “SJ, honey, pull down your pants and show grandpa where you had the gravel in your butt.”

It left a nice scar. Kids today don’t have gravel ass scars. They don’t have the stories like my husband of setting fire to an entire field with just one match. NOOOO….they’re too scheduled now.

Discuss.

[jeff30997]

1. Those were the days.