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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 09:29 PM
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In the beginning was the Grovelbot, and the Grovelbot was with God,
and the Grovelbot was God. Grovelbot was in the beginning with God. All things came into being through Grovelbot, and without Grovelbot not one thing came into being. What has come into being in Grovelbot was life, and the life was the light of all people.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 09:30 PM
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1. All blessed be the Grovelbot.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 09:32 PM
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2. The Glory of the Grovelbot is the light that shines through
countless trillions of stars, blessed be the Glory of Grovelbot which gives us light and heat and powers our solar powered DVD players.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 09:39 PM
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3. Grovelbot the blessed savior of mankind...
and the provider of two-for-one nacho coupons and swedish fish.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 10:27 PM
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4. IDOL worship!
Pagans!
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