I am the Ann Coulter of Relationship Advice...........

[WCGreen]

Ask me anything,,,,

If you dare......

[MichiganVote]

1. What are you going to do when the dot.com bubble of stupid blondes is over

[WCGreen]

5. I will go to Saudi Arabia....

They love Blonde Women no matter how skanky they get....

[achtung_circus]

2. Ok, we'll start slow

how do I convince her to hold hands more?

[WCGreen]

3. Tell her the Democrats are evil....

And you need to hold her hand to protect her from Bill Clinton

[Tom Kitten]

4. Dear Ann

could you please tell me the secrets of how to properly stimulate my girlfriend's prominent Adam's Apple?

[WCGreen]

7. Dear Tom......

Why do want to stimulate her adams apple.....

When Bill clinton is already stimulating her with his evil ways....

[RandomKoolzip]

6. How do I keep my boyfriend from drinking out of the toilet?

[WCGreen]

8. Put Toilet Bowl Cleaner in there

And tell him he is drinking Bill Clinton's Blue State ....... crap...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Omigod, I'd ask you something, but I'm laughing too hard to

think of anything!

:loveya: :pals:

[WCGreen]

10. It's all Clinton's Fault.....

That you can't think of anything.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Such wisdom....

from one so young....in spirit, anyhow!

OK, I've thought of a question: How'd you get to be so smart?

:hide: :pals:

[WCGreen]

14. The bleach soaked into my head.....

And killed off all the democratic brain cells...

[achtung_circus]

11. How

do you make 5 pounds of fat look attractive?

[WCGreen]

13. Stick it next to me....

Anything looks better sitting next to me....

[achtung_circus]

17. Or stick a nipple on it. nt

[WCGreen]

19. That sounds like something Bill Clinton would say.....

[Chichiri]

15. What's the best way to please a Republican woman?

eom

[WCGreen]

16. Roll over and stop bothering her.....

[MalibuChloe]

18. Dear Ann, After we invade their countries, kill their leaders and...

convert them to Christianity, can we have phone sex with them?

Just wondering,

Signed,
B. O'Reilly

[WCGreen]

20. No Bill, you have to channel through the

Jesus Line which goes through Colorado via the Focus on the Family media complex.....

You are only aloud to have phone sex with white Christian women....

They are still unpure and need to have been a chritian country for at least 50 years, kind of like Thialand....

[WhollyHeretic]

21. Why are republican men so incredibly hard up that they find

a woman that has a warped mind, a huge adam's apple and looks like a ghoul so attractive?

[MalibuChloe]

22. She's a MAN, baby!!!!

i'd rip off her fake wig and prove it if she was here in front of me.

[WCGreen]

23. It's my mind they want...

Can't you see how brilliant I am when compared to the run of the mill GOP men....

I mean look at GW.....

Besides, all the strippers I go to watch, I mean know, I mean have heard about are Democrats and that gets all the smart good looking men on the Blue side.....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Check your PM...

[In_The_Wind]

25. Dear Ann,

Why is it that ... only younger men lOOk hot?

[WCGreen]

26. Cause we , I mean THEYare so hot......

But I hear some of them like the older women.....

[In_The_Wind]

27. interviews

start soon

who knows ... who's gonna make the cut

[WCGreen]

28. Hopefully, The Rabbi.........

[In_The_Wind]

29. ouch

or the delivery room doctor



















however

I do like it better neatly trimmed

[WCGreen]

30. File that away.....

For future reference

[In_The_Wind]

31. you know ...

we are gonna get into so much trouble

if we keep this up

[WCGreen]

32. Yep

On that note I have to go to bed....

A big wedding in the early afternoon....

Polish so there should be some fights, a couple of good drunken soliloquies and of course, POLKAS.......

[In_The_Wind]

34. g'night WCGreen ~ sweet dreams

have fun ... we need to hear your Polish wedding stories

[leftofthedial]

33. will I ever find love again?

is there even really love to find?

or is it all a pathetic delusion?

are all women so faithless, so heartless, so . . . gone?

[WCGreen]

36. Women are the superior part of this sexuality thing

That I still don't understand....

Learn to live with your inferiority....

The Democrats have....

[driver8]

35. Miss Coulter, you have such beautiful blonde hair...why do you

dye your roots??

[WCGreen]

37. I don't DYE my roots.....

You are obviously a tool of the vast left wing conspiracy that has taken over every aspect of modern American life which is why you feel compelled to make fun of a poor persecuted conservative woman....