In this thread shall ye post only the TRUTH:

[Robb]

Thusly:

The TRUTH is that society only expects you to mow your lawn as often as your immediate next-door neighbor.

The TRUTH. :D

[havocmom]

1. Robb is not necessarily a dingbat

We have not yet seen conclusive proof either way.

the Truth

[Deja Q]

2. Pity more people don't mow it down to the root...

:D

[Evergreen Emerald]

3. no matter how hard I try, my lawn will not die.

It is my nemesis and has killed three lawn mowers. I have a riding now sitting in the middle of the yard, dead because of the lawn. I am contemplating putting a bullet hole through it, truth be told. Since, I do not have a gun, I am searching the garage for my hammer.

[MeatLoafZero]

4. I fought the lawn

and the lawn won.

[billyskank]

5. LOL!

:toast:

[Jamastiene]

7. Sounds like my yard.

My stepdad calls my yard, "Triffads" after the horror movie. It's uphill both ways to mow it. No kidding. It's a horror. That's the TRUTH.

[skygazer]

6. I don't get lawns

I don't get spending a fortune on weed killers and fertilizers and a lot of sweat on mowing and caring for a patch of grass. You can't eat it, it's not like a garden and it's not even pretty like flowers are. My lawns have always been a disgrace (at least in the eyes of other poeple - pardon the typos, I hve a large cut on the tip of my left index finger and it's screwing up my typing - I'm sick of correcting all the mistakes and I'm not going to do it anymore) where was I?

Oh, yeagh, my lawns have never been admired because I like dandelions and refuse to kill them or dig them up.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. The TRUTH

is in my sig line.

[Evergreen Emerald]

10. ouchy...

that required some thought. What are you trying to do to me?

[hfojvt]

9. Horses can't breathe through their mouth

You can't always get what you want.
Every rose has its thorn.
Nothing lasts forever, not even the earth and sky.
All who are born die.
Don't truth me and I won't truth you.