The Spoof: "George & Laura Bush, Cheney enter rehab for Oil Addiction"

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http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i8983

WASHINGTON, DC (AP)--Americans were shocked by the public disclosure on Friday that the White House is filled with the victims of oil addiction, including all senior Republicans.

In fact, the entire Administration including President George W. Bush and his wife Laura, Vice President Dick Cheney, and all staff and cabinet members are entering a comprehensive program to cure them from addiction to oil sponsored by the Betty Ford and Mayo clinics.

Doctors have set up emergency medical offices throughout Washington, DC and in the White House itself to identify and treat other oil addicts in the government, industry and the general population.

“My name is George and I’m…I’m…an oil addict,” sobbed George Bush in a heart-breaking admission on prime time television. Laura Bush held her husband’s hand and then she revealed that she was an addict too. “My name is Laura…and I’m an oil addict,” she blurted out, dabbing her eyes with a hankie. Dick Cheney then appeared and admitted he was also addicted. “My name is Dick…I’m one too,” the red-eyed Vice President confessed. “That’s why we’re in Iraq, I guess. It’s because of the oil. This is so difficult to admit. All that denial. We’ve really got it bad. A real oil jones.”