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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:28 PM
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If you own anything mechanical, don't let me near it.
Just this week:

1) My car blew up near Dallas.

2) My dad's heater hose on his Dodge Ram sprung a leak while towing my car back.

3) When my dad was taking the car dolly back to U-Haul, his brakes in his old Ford pick-up locked up on him.

4) Today, I pulled the pullcord out of the lawnmower, thus inabling it until I can get the cord fixed.

All in less than a week.

If you own anything with a motor, keep it away from me! :D
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:31 PM
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1. I'm sending good vibes to your computer (the fan)..... just in case
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:34 PM
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3. I think I would be more upset if my computer blew up...
than I was about my car. My laptop appeciates your vibes. :D
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:32 PM
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2. Sounds as if you'd better stay away...
... from the toaster oven, the hairdryer and anything with rotating parts. :)

Not a good week, from the sound of it.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:35 PM
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4. I'm about to go outside and build a fire...
sit by it, and drink lots of beer. :D
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:38 PM
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10. Be sure to check the wind...
... don't want your next message to be about suddenly being homeless.... :)
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KyndCulture Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:35 PM
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5. One of the astrological complications right now...
in case ya care about that sorta stuff.. Mercury is in retrograde, that means communications are backwards and mechanical devices go haywire... sounds like you experienced the latter... good news.. It will right itself next week.

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:35 PM
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6. Well, it seems to me that now you should have some
smooth sailing! I mean, you've disabled all those motors during this week...

So now what's left? Practically nothing....

You've gotten all the trouble out of the way....so now you can relax, right?

Let's hope so....I'll hold that good thought for you!

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:36 PM
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7. Well, you stay away from my vibrators then!
:wow:

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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:36 PM
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8. You and my ex wife
The girl couldn't even use a pay phone!


But, hey, that's what boys are for :)


Khash
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-20-05 06:37 PM
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9. Maddy
:hug:

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