What really happened?

[auntAgonist]

well?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Where? Who? When? Why ? How?

And what's in it for ME?

:shrug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

3. You got the right idea.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[auntAgonist]

4. that's what 'I' want to know ..

it's all about what's in it for 'me'


:shrug: here too :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. With what?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Redstone]

5. Nothing.

Redstone

[auntAgonist]

7. are YOU sure?

cuz .. I really need to know.


:yourock:

[Redstone]

11. Would I lie to you?

If anything happened, I'd let you know.

Assuming, of course, that I knew in the first place.

Which, frequently, I do not.

Redstone

[auntAgonist]

12. I know you'd say if

you knew , but if you didn't know, how could you say, so , ... i guess i have to take your word for it.

[Redstone]

14. You can absolutely trust me to not know, if indeed I don't.

Redstone

[MrScorpio]

6. WTF?!!?!

:shrug:

[auntAgonist]

15. ditto!

I mean really.

I just don't know.

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

8. I don't know, but please put the popcorn away, friends.

PLEASE!!!

:hide:

[auntAgonist]

13. popcorn?

who's got popcorn? .. I love popcorn.

[Sannum]

9. The Butler did it.

[Liberal In Texas]

10. I swear, your honor, she told me she was 18.

# Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!
# Yep, she's pregnant too!
# No, we figured out what's causing it!
# Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?"
# I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any!
# 22! 22! 22!
# ellifino!
# Someone who knocks on your door for no reason!
# Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger!
# At your wedding, father!
# They try to tie two output ports together!
# Roll aids!
# He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
# Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there!
# 10,987,654,321
# To prove he had guts!
# He gave me a 10 inch pianist.
# No, but you'll find out what that thing is for!
# About 300 yen.
# Well, why don't you ask him? Maybe he'll let you!
# Doritos!
# Good! We need to keep up with those protestants!
# A frog in a blender.
# I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!
# Tell that to Mrs. Truman!
# They have three and a half inch floppies!
# They just make backups!

[Old_Fart]

16. What are you talking about?

:shrug:

[Liberal In Texas]

17. Just some punch lines. You supply the joke. n/t

[Old_Fart]

18. "Gotcha"

;)

[auntAgonist]

19. great lines!