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Edited on Sun Aug-21-05 03:53 AM by Heidi
Voice of America Voiceover By Taylor Mali www.taylormali.com
Dedicated to the guy who said that more people would hear my voice on radio commercials and movie trailers than would ever hear me recite a single word of my own poetry
In a world where 90% of all the commercial voiceover work goes to white men between the ages of 25 and 40 came a man, a white man, age 25 to 40, with nothing but a message as clear and distinct as his naturally trustworthy unaccented voice.
Herpes, herpes, herpes, herpes, herpes. It's easy to say five times fast, but it's hard to say even once to the people who need to hear it most: Your children. They want to grow up to be just like you. So make sure they learn to appreciate the beauty of all wheel drive. Because kids who try marijuana before the age of 15 are seven times more likely to recommend Trident to their patients who own guns. Did somebody say Burger King: when you have it your way, it just tastes like nationwide long distance. Now with more moisturizer and an extra drop of retsin for that deep down-bodied thirst.
Remember: They're rubber and you're glue, and everything you say can and will be used against you on an episode of Law & Order: Special Fashion Victims' Unit. So pay less with Boom, tough-actin' Tenactin and Zoom zoom zoom!
Corporations use advertisements to manipulate and confuse you. Sticks and stones can break your bones but some words are designed to confuse you.
Read the rest, and more, here: www.taylormali.com
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