What's some of your favorite movie lines?

[Clintmax]

Here's just two of mine:

"Get away from her you BITCH!" - Aliens

"...That's why we Lutherans use grape juice for the blood of Christ." - Drop Dead Gorgeous

[Call me Deacon Blues]

1. "My advice is to start drinking heavily."

John Belushi -- Animal House

[Clintmax]

2. Jeeze...I haven't seen Animal House in YEARS!

I MUST go rent it again!

[AmandaRuth]

34. yes - my husband and i always use the double secret probation

line on my daughter, but being only 14, has no frame of reference for it - We finally put Animal House on our netflix Que. so we can introduce her to the origin of line.

[AmandaRuth]

35. Theres no sex and drugs for IAN.

I'd stay and chat, but I have go sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.

If I told them once I told them a thousand times, its Spinal Tap first and puppet show last.

May I ask a pertinent question, are we going to do Stonehedge tonight?

There is a line from Spinal Tap to fit just about every situation in life.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Two of mine

"Island? Batten Island? Doesn't matter, we'll get there." -Mr. Royce in "A Captvie in the Land". Royce is near the end of a 300+ mile trek through the Artic, towing a paralyzed friend. Shows the grit and determination of a person who would triumph despite the odds.

"You mean there is no seperation?"- Jack Edwards in "Mind Walk". Jack is talking about the fact that cutting edge physics has shown that, at a subatomic level, there are no boundaries or borders, but we are all one.


Obscure movies, but my favorites, and the characters were played by my favorite actor (see my sig line).

[Roland99]

4. "Hope is a good thing. And no good thing ever dies."

[woofless]

5. "Go ahead and shoot 'em Karl,

we got time"
Willie Nelson to Gary Busey in "Barbarosa".

"Goddamn, that hurts don't it?"
Sam Elliot in "Roadhouse".

[Kire]

60. The Dude Abides

That rug really tied the room together.

[stlsaxman]

6. "... that is the sound of Inevitability"

Agent Smith to then Thomas A. Anderson two heartbeats before he becomes The One.

[NewJeffCT]

7. Welcome... to the real world

Morpheus to Neo...That line really told the story of The Matrix. Our mindless, workaday world was just the construct of a machine.

[Clintmax]

8. Yep...that's a good one too!

:hi:

[NewJeffCT]

9. Are you the police?

"No man, we're musicians" - from, the Blues Brothers.

From Aliens: Hudson to Vazquez: "Hey Vazquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vazquez, "No, have you?"

Biff from Back to the Future, "Why don't you make like a tree - and get out of here!"

[greekspeak]

10. All playwrights should be dead for three hundred years!

Along with about a billion other great one lines from All About Eve. And good lord Clintmax...you could drive a boat show in there.

[stlsaxman]

11. “You’re coming along at a very dangerous time for Rock n Roll-

The war’s over- They won. and they will ruin Rock N Roll and strangle everything we love about it!”

Lester Bangs through the great Phylip Seymore-Hoffman in Almost Famous

[Deja Q]

12. "He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him."

Khan - Star Trek II.

:rofl:

[Clintmax]

14. Kahn has LOTS of good lines in Trek 2!

Most of them from "Moby Dick". :hi:

[Va Lefty]

69. Admiral Kirk??

[Pharlo]

13. [a Russian gangster comes into the bar]

Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

From: 'The Boondock Saints'

[phaseolus]

15. "It's 106 miles to Chicago...

...we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

and,

"You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.". Hahahahahah..."

[SarahB]

16. from Serendipity...

(yes, I like sappy, romantic movies and yes, I'm okay with that :D)

..."life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan."

[fudge stripe cookays]

17. "Don'y get saucy, Bearnaise!"

Hee hee.

[Clintmax]

18. LOL!

Wait...is that the "It's good to be the king." movie?

[CBHagman]

19. HIstory of the World, Part I, by Mel Brooks.

[fudge stripe cookays]

36. Yup.

"History of the World Part 1" !

FSC

[Wapsie B]

20. "I know what you're thinking.

Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? "

[Cannikin]

21. You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. TAKE HER AWAY

[RebelOne]

22. I guess we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. (Wizard of Oz)

I had the occasion to say that when I was flying to Colorado with my daughter and we flew over Kansas and saw the Rocky Mountains.

[TransitJohn]

23. "Hokey tricks...

...and ancient religions are not match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"Well I'll tell ya, I've been from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything that shows me there's some all powerful Force controlling EVERYTHING. There's no mystical energy field controlling MY destiny."

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

24. A wed wose, how womantic!

[merh]

25. From Jagged Edge - Robert Loggia's character at the end

tells Glenn Close's character "fuck him, he's trash" after Jeff Bridges' character, the killer, is killed.

I love that line "fuck him, he's trash"

I also love the last line in Bridge on the River Kwai "madness, madness"

[lpbk2713]

26. Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.

Eastwood has compiled a lot of memorable lines through the years. This is just a few from Unforgiven.


Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.


I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

[Jade Fox]

28. We all got it coming, kid.

[billyskank]

27. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

:D

[MeatLoafZero]

29. Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

[kwassa]

30. "What we have heah is FAY-yuh to communicate!"

Cool Hand Luke, as said by Strother Martin.

[WeRQ4U]

31. "I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a whole lot rockier"....

"Yeah, that John Denver is full a shit" - Dumb and Dumber

[MeatLoafZero]

32. I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork.

[dajoki]

33. "you talkin' to me"

taxi driver:smoke:

[Ubernoodle]

37. Hudson from Aliens...

"We're on an Express Elevator to Hell.... Goin down!"

Man Alien and Aliens are awesome movies its too bad they made the other three movies and ruined a wonderful movie franchise. Too bad I dont have my M1 thompson Submachine gun anymore they are making Kits to convert one of those and a shotgun into the pulse rifle they used in the movies.

[Clintmax]

38. Welcome to DU, Uber!

And yes, Alien and Aliens WERE great! I think, of the two, Aliens was the better.

[Ubernoodle]

50. Thanks

Hey thanks :)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

39. Oh oh .... oh oh ..... yes yes ............ don't stop ............

On Edit:

Almost anything from Wall Street or Excalibur.

[alarcojon]

40. From Hannah and Her Sisters

"If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in His name, He'd never stop throwing up."

[castiron]

70. and the youngest coke'd up sister to Woody....

"I was so BORED" about their first date.

[hickman1937]

41. "Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?"

Just one of many. Also "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES."

[MrSlayer]

42. From "Pulp Fiction"

A sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know cause I won't eat the filthy motherfuckers. - Jules.

This shit is between you, me and Mister, soon to be living the rest of his short ass life in agonizing pain, rapist here. - Marcellous Wallace.

Let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet. - Mr. Wolf

[maveric]

43. "There will be no fighting in the War Room!" Dr. Strangelove...

[tarkus]

44. Chasing Amy

"That bitch could be a bigger fucking germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak!"

[ironflange]

45. "Let's get outta here!"

Heard in something like 4 out of 5 movies. If a movie sucks, you still have something to watch for.

[Dying Eagle]

46. "Say Hello to my little friend"

S.C.A.R.F.A.C.E

[democracyindanger]

47. Plate O' Shrimp

[kodi]

48. i love the smell of napalm in the morning....it smells like....victory

Apocalypse Now has so many great ones.

"terminate, terminate, with extreme prejudice"

"charlie don't surf!"

"accusing someone of murder over here is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500"

"hey soldier, do you know who's in charge here?.......yeah"

[JimmyJazz]

49. "I can't do that...you couldn't afford me." Keith Moon -

[friesianrider]

51. "PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

Best. Movie. Ever. Office Space ;)

[Twillig]

52. "No, we're not gonna fucking play Stonehenge!!"

"I wanted to tear my teeth out." (name that movie!)

[alarcojon]

65. Spinal Tap, of course

with the umlaut over the N!

[BOSSHOG]

53. "I don't know what scruples are

but I know if you got em you stole em from somebody else."

Tatum O'Neil to her Daddy in PAPER MOON

[BOSSHOG]

54. "You want me on that wall, You need me on that wall."

Jack Nicholson as COL Jessup in A FEW GOOD MEN.

[alarcojon]

66. You can't handle the truth!

[BOSSHOG]

55. IN THE NAVY THEY TEACH US NOT TO PISS ON OUR HANDS

Jack Nicholson as a Sailor in THE LAST DETAIL, responding to a Marine in a Men's Room who says - "In the Marine Corps they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate." Gratuitious violence and punch throwing ensues.

[HEyHEY]

56. "Let me tell you what I see Chet, I see condos"

From the Great Outdoors

[BOSSHOG]

57. "SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHE'S DOING"

George Kennedy in COOL HAND LUKE talking about the young lady washing her car as the chain gang cuts weeds on the highway.

[caty]

58. "So I Married an Ax Murderer"

"We have a piper down. I repeat--a piper is down"(with a Scottish accent)

[fudge stripe cookays]

75. "Ach...the Colonel...

with his WEE BEADY EYES!"

He puts a cheemicical in his cheecken that makes you crave it forrrrtnightly, smartass!"

[BikeWriter]

59. Frrrrrrankly my dearrrrrr, I don't give a damn!

[mwb970]

61. Woody Allen in "Annie Hall"

"I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories. The horrible would be like terminal cases, blind people, the crippled. I don't know how they get through life, it's amazing. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life you should be thankful you're miserable."

[Nikia]

62. "The only thing that is unbareable is...

That nothing is unbearable."
The thread about movies that I enjoyed that few have heard of reminded me of that.

[Tallison]

63. "Fuck you, dog!"

From Cujo.

[jpgray]

64. This one is an all time classic

[castiron]

68. hey, didn't they close that down recently?

I'm a UNC grad from '95

[castiron]

67. "What are you doing in my house Jeffrey Beaumont?!"

Blue Velvet

[alarcojon]

71. Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

http://students.washington.edu/mherzog/airplane!2.jpg

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

72. "Nobody's perfect."

Best concluding line of a movie. Ever.

[Va Lefty]

73. The Outlaw Josey Wales

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rain.

[bertha katzenengel]

74. "You know, sometimes I sing & dance around the house in my underwear. . .

Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will." Joan Cusack, "Working Girl"