i really hate it when...

[sundog]

:nuke:

[sundog]

1. you wipe your glass doors & the next person to walk through puts their

big greasy hand print right in the middle

[newsguyatl]

3. or when

someone will hold the door for you when you're still far away causing you to have to run, or jog, to go through and say thank you... while all along you would rather have just strolled along your merrily way, and opened the door yourself :-)

[sundog]

6. or when someone in the slow lane speeds up when you try to pass

in the fast lane :nuke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. American Idol is only an hour long!

When I have to wait months between new Kinkade paintings!

When Survivor ends and I have to wait weeks for the next series!

[sundog]

4. and dancing with the stars is only on once a week!

:grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. And they cancel "Friends"! That was awful!

:cry:

[sundog]

12. and matt leblanc is still alive

:nuke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I love matt LeBlanc! He's so talented!!

I have pictures of him on the wall by my signed Brittney Spears and Mariah Carey phots.

[DS1]

5. You find yourself legally unable to body check the slow walkers

in the supermarket into the racks of canned soup.

:nuke:

[sundog]

9. or when someone puts their fucking cart in the middle of the aisle so

no one can get around :nuke:

[DS1]

23. and when the asshole working at the deli thinks

"AND?!" is a legitimate way of asking "would you like anything else?"

[terrya]

7. I find out just now that NBC is showing male gymnastics.

:grr:

Of course, I watch it solely for the intense hard work and dedication these fine young men display.

[sundog]

11. did you miss the first hour or something?

:nuke:

[terrya]

13. Yes, I think I did

:nuke:

[sundog]

17. and i can't even fucking watch it right now

:nuke:

[terrya]

20. Well now, THAT sucks!

:nuke:

[sundog]

21. i hate when stuff sucks without sucking

:nuke:

[terrya]

24. Let's just say...

that I don't disagree and leave it at that. :-)

[bearfan454]

8. I go to the store for something and buy

a bunch of other stuff and forget what I went to the store for.

[sundog]

15. or when i go to find something in the kitchen & forget what i was looking

for :nuke:

[In_The_Wind]

14. someone dives 20 mph below the speed limit for MILES !

when there's a double yellow line :nuke:

[sundog]

16. ASSHOLES!!!

:nuke:

[In_The_Wind]

19. should not be allowed to drive!

:nuke:

[sundog]

22. should be taken to the guillotine!

:nuke:

[In_The_Wind]

25. should have their license revoked!

:nuke:

[sundog]

27. should have their heads placed on a stake

:nuke:

[kedrys]

26. I step away from the computer for 45 minutes to have breakfast and

miss something in the Lounge that spawns 72 threads, none of which make sense unless you were there when it happened... :nuke:

[sundog]

28. or when you're on the outside of an inside joke & no one will let you in!!

:nuke:

[kedrys]

29. or when someone who's in on the joke

posts just to say "neener"... :nuke:

[sundog]

30. or when they know you're outside the joke & point &laugh &smoke cigarettes

:nuke:

[kedrys]

31. or when they discover that you figured out the joke

they still point and laugh and won't share their ciggies... :nuke:

[sundog]

32. or when you try to let them know you know the joke & they throw rocks

at you :nuke: