OK, so a former classmate of mine (very Republican) just bought a hummer

[ZombieNixon]

for college.

How short is his penis?

Takin' all bets! (Not like I'm going to bother to check ;))

[Sannum]

1. this big

.

[The Backlash Cometh]

2. Forget his penis, where is his brains?

[ZombieNixon]

7. Not in his normal head, that's for sure.

But I already knew that.

[noahmijo]

3. No sympathy whatsoever for the hit he's going to take at the pumps

NONE. No bitch to me.

[BrklynLiberal]

4. hahahah When I saw your sub line, I was going to tell you to ask him

how (edit)SMALL his penis is.....:rofl: :rofl: You already knew what to ask.

[nadinbrzezinski]

5. Ok I put 40 of gas yesterday on the truck

and we drive her as little as possible, no pitty on him, he will be filling that monster at least twice a week.

[blm]

6. He could drive one in Iraq if he really wanted to use it for what it was

built for.

Funny, how Hummers have a dual use for Republican chickenhawks as penile implants.

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Humvees as penile implants...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Orsino]

9. You mean instead of college?

Well, if he can afford to buy it, I'm sure he can still afford to fill the tank a few times.

[sakabatou]

10. A Hummer for college?

Why not a bike or a compact?

[ZombieNixon]

14. Hello? He's a Republican...

[sakabatou]

25. Oh, right.

[ThoughtCriminal]

11. Next discovery

Try finding a parking spot on campus.

[SheilaT]

12. My husband took

our son to college yesterday (about a two hour drive from here) and one interesting thing was that so many parents were driving huge SUVs which were too big to pull up to the dorm's "unloading zone", that they had no trouble pulling son's small car (Pontiac Sunfire) up to unload. All the big SUVs had to park half a block away.

Sometimes there is justice.

[NJCher]

13. as a college teacher

That story makes my day.


Cher

[jackster]

15. did HE buy it or did DADDY?

and Daddy will be paying for the gas too I suppose?

[huskerlaw]

16. I'd ask to go along

any time he needs to get gas. That way you can laugh hysterically while he sobs over the price. What a fuckwit.

Speaking of Hummers though, there was a yellow one on my ass the other day...so I flipped him off. That was quite cathartic. He sped up and went around me. Not sure if it was the finger or the DU sticker that pissed him off. :evilgrin:

[AussieDave]

17. It's the vehicle you have when you have no testicles.

[SpiralHawk]

18. He will live to regret this "investment"

in sooooo many ways. Lord have Mercy, for he knoweth not what he doeth.

[samplegirl]

19. hope he dont mind

75.00 to fill it!

[Neshanic]

20. Is he tall or short? I see lots of short guys with these also.

[GOPisEvil]

21. Your former classmate is an idiot.

He could have bought a Chevy Tahoe and saved a bunch of money. I hope he's weathly, or he'll have an expensive lawn ornament. It cost me 30 bucks to fill up my tank, I can't imaagine filling up a Hummer that gets less than 10mpg.

[KamaAina]

22. You do mean the motor vehicle, right?

tough to tell, since a) you used a lower case 'h'; and b) we all know about repuke family values! :-)

[DS1]

23. Heh, go on that college's website and see if they allow parking for

Freshmen :evilgrin:

[NJCher]

24. I had a student whose parents bought him an Expedition

Actually, they shoved it off on the kid because they didn't want it.

The kid lives in Hoboken, NJ, a nightmare for parking.

He wanted to do a paper on vehicle options for when peak oil is reached. Well, I sort of suggested it and he was willing to do it. He had a partner on the presentation and he and the partner built models of SmartCars and figured out how much extra parking space could be gained if we all drove them. They figured out how many SmartCars could be put in an Expedition.

They did a demonstration for the class on how many SmartCars could fit in an Expedition. The entire class was in awe.

So hey, maybe this Hummer deal could turn out...depends on the teacher this kid gets.

Oh and p.s., by the end of the term, my student was trying to sell his Expedition.


Cher