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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:30 PM Original message |
Lounge: Why can't I divide by zero? |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
1. You need to ask that over in GD. |
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Chichiri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. You can, but . . . |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
3. Invent your own mathematics. The Greeks did. |
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usedtobesick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
4. simplest answer... |
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Greyhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:02 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. Go Broncos! Did they beat SF? No coverage here & |
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usedtobesick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:43 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. I don't know.. |
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usedtobesick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:03 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Just got the update... |
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Greyhound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:13 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Cool. Thanks. n/t |
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existentialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:50 PM Response to Reply #15 |
28. Yes, the Broncos won, but |
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existentialist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:53 PM Response to Reply #4 |
29. No. |
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usedtobesick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 08:25 AM Response to Reply #29 |
57. that is the downfall of oversimplification |
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ltfranklin (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. The answer to that age old question... |
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ugarte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:38 PM Response to Original message |
6. You're not old enough |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
7. Same reason Bush can't win in Iraq. |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
8. Zero is your little invisible buddy |
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Benhurst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
9. Because only |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
10. Because it's Infinity and I'm already driving one |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
11. Who cares? One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. |
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melnjones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. Well, how many zeros are in any number, 10 for example? |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
13. you can |
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Tallison (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 12:01 AM Response to Reply #13 |
30. The quotient is just infinity, right? |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 12:31 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. None of the above |
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Tallison (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:17 AM Response to Reply #32 |
38. Is zero a real number? |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 10:35 AM Response to Reply #38 |
42. Yes, zero is a real number |
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Tallison (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. I can see the logic after concentrating |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 12:15 AM Response to Reply #44 |
50. It's been drilled into my head after years of training |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 01:02 AM Response to Reply #38 |
51. Without the square roots of negatives, you would not have electricity |
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I Have A Dream (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 08:15 PM Response to Reply #32 |
48. Are you a teacher? If you're not, you'd make a great one. |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 01:24 AM Response to Reply #48 |
55. Yes, I teach college math |
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smiley_glad_hands (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
14. The answer to this can only be found |
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Democrats_win (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
16. When you divide by zero, 1=2. Proof: |
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sir_captain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:28 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. heh |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:12 PM Response to Original message |
17. Zero is nothing to divide by, young lady |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:23 PM Response to Original message |
18. Division is just subtracting |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:38 PM Response to Reply #18 |
26. Nice explanation! |
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Ptah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 10:52 PM Response to Reply #26 |
49. Thanks, alarcojon. |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:44 PM Response to Reply #18 |
27. aha, but what about 0/0? |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 12:10 AM Response to Reply #27 |
31. calculus gives an answer only in the limit |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 12:34 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Not if you use Abel. n/t |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 12:40 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Hey, let's keep it at the undergraduate level, eh |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 01:25 AM Response to Reply #34 |
37. that was undergraduate, I only have a BA in math |
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corporatemedia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:28 PM Response to Original message |
19. secret service won't let you stand near bush while you do your math. eom |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
21. You can, but the result is always "undefined" |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-21-05 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
25. Nevermind, I can. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
35. Because all your answers* would equal infinity? |
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alarcojon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 01:02 AM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Which one? |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
39. The answer I gave the 8-year-old I tutored in college: |
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RPM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
40. what are you dividing by |
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In_The_Wind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
41. because |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
43. Because It Says So In The Bible |
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sendero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
45. Because.. |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
46. Good question, |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 01:04 AM Response to Reply #46 |
52. Sure, blame the Clenis |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-22-05 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
47. dammit! this is America, do what you want to. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 01:08 AM Response to Original message |
53. Because dividing by zero has no meaning |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 01:11 AM Response to Original message |
54. Because, Madam KW, there's no way to figure out |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 07:26 AM Response to Original message |
56. Nevermind GD...you got properly 'piled on' right here. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-23-05 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
58. Because the Pet Shop Boys already did that song. |
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