"I hope it burns when he pees, a fiery rope of lava twisting from his...

[Misunderestimator]

bladder down his urethra and out his shriveled penis."

I nominate this as my favorite paragraph of the summer:

"He is a despicable, deplorable, greedy monster with messianic delusions, unbridled ego, and a certainty gained from solipsistic self-aggrandizement. If it benefits him, it is good for America. I hope it burns when he pees, a fiery rope of lava twisting from his bladder down his urethra and out his shriveled penis."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=4398426&mesg_id=4414146

:thumbsup: Pepperbelly!!

[progmom]

1. i'm heading off to have that tattooed on my arm

:thumbsup:

[Misunderestimator]

2. Wll it be a wrap-around tat, or vertical up and down your arm?

[progmom]

8. That's a mighty good question, Misunderestimator...

I think we'll start it on my bicep, then continue it on my back, with the word "America" in the middle of my back with a big American flag, then continue wrapping around to the front, making sure that "shriveled penis" is on my chest so that when I unbutton my blouse a few buttons it can be on prominent display. :thumbsup:

[Misunderestimator]

16. OH GOD NO!!

Do NOT do that. Or at least wait until after DC so that I don't have to see that... :scared:

[progmom]

21. maybe you can help me map it out

i'll hold off until i get further input.

[Pepperbelly]

33. Please do me the kindness ...

of a detailed photograph of same. It would be inspiring.

:D

[WCGreen]

3. LAve Twisting out of his shriveld penis.....

I detect something here.....

I could be mistaken.....

But there seems to be something about the male sexual organ that you find distasteful....

I could be wrong.....

[Misunderestimator]

4. Yep... you would be wrong... this is a quote that I find very fitting

as a punishment for Bush. I thought that was obvious. :shrug:

[WCGreen]

10. Just teasing.....

[Misunderestimator]

14. Oh good... whew

Was wondering where that came from.

[WCGreen]

15. Monday morning fits of fancy

[progmom]

19. gosh WCGreen....

I love penises. But I thought this was a wonderful quote - not an attack on penises in general - just Bush's in particular. :)

[WCGreen]

22. Well, I was just teasing....

Since you know, ah ....

Never mind, it's Monday......

[El Fuego]

5. It is truly inspired

Thanks that has made my day. :)

[Wetzelbill]

6. I had it burn when I ....

better not reiterate that story here. :)

This is a family show after all.

[Misunderestimator]

12. Yeah... you don't wanna lock my thread.

:hi:

[Wetzelbill]

20. Now would I do a thing like that to you?

:evilgrin:

Hi, btw! :hi:

[trof]

7. Two drunks in the men's room...old joke:

"Does it burn when you pee?"
"I dunno. Never tried to light it."
barumph-bump

[Misunderestimator]

9. LOL!

:spray: ouch

[miss_kitty]

11. That is one fine sentiment about the POS thief wrecking our rep

throughout the would while bring dump trunks of dosh to the bank accts of his cronies.

Thanks for sharing, Misunderestimator. I totally agree. An excellent paragraph. :thumbsup:

[stellanoir]

13. Wow

that really says it all.

[asthmaticeog]

17. That is some FINE invective.

It's art, it is.

[sundog]

18. hehehe

nice :P

[MuseRider]

23. Wow thanks

I probably would have missed that one.

Damn that is good. Pepperbelly sure has a way with words.

[Blue-Jay]

24. That passage is pure art.

[RandomKoolzip]

25. Actually, that's happeneing to me RIGHT NOW and I don't wish it

on ANYONE, even Bush.

Damn this chlamydia!!

[Misunderestimator]

26. ...

[progmom]

27. i was told self-kicking was against the rules

:P

[Misunderestimator]

28. Troublemaker

:P

[Misunderestimator]

29. ...

[progmom]

30. lol

i'm just going to keep busting you on this.

:rofl:

[Pepperbelly]

31. Thanks to everyone who enjoyed my momentary fit of temper.

I was perturbed.

I still am, the rat-bastard.

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

35. You rule, my friend

:D

[In_The_Wind]

32. Excellent!

Thanks for bringing potent quotables into the Lounge!!!

[fleabert]

34. I saw that and thought the same thing. Let's put it on a t-shirt...nt