Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?

[Zomby Woof]

David St. Hubbins: I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
Ian Faith: I really think you're just making much too big a thing out of it.
Derek Smalls: Making a big thing out of it would have been a good idea.

[myrna minx]

1. Raises hand--

Derek Smalls: Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
David St. Hubbins: No of course we're not going to do fucking Stonehenge tomorrow night!

[tridim]

2. You can't really dust for vomit.

:D

David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

[RPM]

3. What's wrong with being sexy?

:shrug:

[MuseRider]

4. God I LOVE that movie.

Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

[crispini]

5. Eleven.

It goes to eleven.

[Merrick]

6. It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?