You change the sheets on your bed

[GreenPartyVoter]

Poll question: You change the sheets on your bed

Edit: Adding another option

[John Q. Citizen]

1. You left off the "if I think i might get laid," option.

[edbermac]

2. What about the Rush Limbaugh "I'm shooting blanks" option?

Hmmm?

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. *lol* Sorry.. old married lady. Didn't think of that one

[BOSSHOG]

4. Weekly and

wash the mattress pad once a month, and flip the mattress once a month (top to bottom, left to right.) My wife is wonderful about such things.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I voted...when I think I might get laid...

Yeah, right! :sarcasm:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

8. Yeah Peg!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :applause:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. My dear Crazy Guggenheim! I wondered who was answering my

post...

You, sir, are BAD! ROFLMAO! :rofl: :spank:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Bad? Trying to flatter me now eh?

:popcorn:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. Why, my dear Crazy....

Why on earth would I want to flatter you? :blush:

[Shell Beau]

6. I would love to know who answered yearly.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. *g* So you know whose invitation to spend the night to decline?

[Shell Beau]

16. Ha ha ha! Yep!

[supernova]

7. What if you're someone who washes weekly

then immediately puts those sheets back on the bed?

[no name no slogan]

10. wash yourself weekly, or wash the sheets weekly?

just askin...

[supernova]

20. Whether I need it or not

I take a bath once a week! :P

[Shell Beau]

11. That is what I do!

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Counts as a weekly :^)

[Hugin]

9. What if you break off new limbs and foliage every night to make a new bed?

Like I do.

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. But do you use fabric softener?

[Hugin]

17. No, but, I typically grab an armful of tasty leaves...

Makes a good midnight snack.

There's also 15 to 30 minutes of mandatory mutual
preening.

[GreenPartyVoter]

18. I see. Did you take housekeeping and hygiene lessons from Mrs. **?

[Hugin]

19. Mrs. **?

No, I typically rely on instinct.

[NaturalHigh]

22. Just changed ours last night.

It's amazing how good it feels to lay down on clean sheets.

[bigwillq]

24. Sadly only monthly

I hate changing the sheets.

[Dave Reynolds]

25. Other,

when they try to stand up by themselves.