from the Lazy W Pig Farm addressing the VFW. How he has the guts I don't know.

Smirk deserves his own song, so here goes:
I was justified when I was five
Drillin' for oil, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the rich get fatter
But the fever’s gonna catch you when the Chimp gets back
Eat meat on Friday that’s alright
You can't afford McDonald's on a saturday night
I'm the smirking chimp at your social do’s
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue
I’m the Chimp, I’m the Chimp
Oh the Chimp is back
Blasted as a wino as a matter of fact
I'm a Chimp, I'm a Chimp,
but I’m better than you
It’s the way that I move
The things that I do
I entertain by pickling my brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I don’t like those, my god, what’s that
Oh it’s full of nasty habits when the chimp gets back whoa oh oh...